PlayStation 2 Better Than Sex?

tempted · Apr 23rd, 2004, 05:03 PM

Well while i was going thru Ign.com i found this interesting and amusing piece of information about PS2..lol...

Quote:

In case you doubted the power of the videogame.

April 21, 2004 - Here's a story with industry-shaking ramifications. Last night's Giants game here in San Francisco was Singles Night, which means special events to encourage love-flavored pairing up. Last night, mid-game, three "Bachelors" were chosen to win the favor of a "Mini-Bachelorette." The young lady in question, Jordan, was buxom and brunette. Among her notable qualities was fluency in Portuguese. At stake for the three Bachelors was a chance to spend a paid evening out with her.

Each Bachelor had a chance to introduce himself and charm their way to a win. While Bachelor Number One was inaudible and Bachelor Number Three's attempt at humor fell flat, Bachelor Number Two said that, as he's planning a trip to Brazil, he wouldn't mind picking up a little Portuguese.

It was enough for Jordan. "Well, I'd like to teach him," she said. Hubba-hubba.

Bachelor Number Two was told that he could choose one of two prizes: either an expenses-paid date with lovely young Jordan, or a PlayStation 2.

He took the PlayStation. The men in the audience cheered.

Looks like when it comes down to a choice between videogames and female attention, these days, videogames are winning out.

Check out our photos from the event, as direct evidence.
-- David Adams

now take a look at some of the pics of the people involved...

https://ps2media.ign.com/ps2/image/gi...042104_008.jpg
https://ps2media.ign.com/ps2/image/gi...042104_004.jpg

The whole thing got me to laugh for a bit..it's amazing what some people would do for a PS2..lol..

Uchiha Sasuke · Apr 23rd, 2004, 07:30 PM

Thats pretty funny. But in that situation I would do the same thing. Relationships are to damn complicated I'd rather have a Playstation to keep me occupied.

Infernal Mass · Apr 23rd, 2004, 09:34 PM

Funny article, It's a bit misleading though, i mean the title implys that he had to make a choice between "Sex or Playstation!?" when in reality it was only a date. With a model, what are his chances of them connecting..falling in love etc..very low indeed.

If she's a model or whatever she more than likely makes every guy run the gauntlet before even considering "playtime". So then suppose he does accomplish the whole love deal, he still has to met the parents and get on good terms with them then all that other torture...

I would've taken the ps2 as well, gotta go with the sure thing

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Redpyramidhead · Apr 24th, 2004, 01:15 AM

Umm... here is my Gamer style response....OHMYF'INGGOD!!!What the hell is wrong with this guy???!?

Sorry, beat you to it this time, mang.

_RED_ stuff

Vic Viper · Apr 24th, 2004, 01:26 AM

ahahahahahahah !!!!!

he made a good choice.

tempted · Apr 24th, 2004, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infernal Mass

Funny article, It's a bit misleading though, i mean the title implys that he had to make a choice between "Sex or Playstation!?" when in reality it was only a date.

I just limited myself to copy the title they gave it in the Ign.com place...

but i guess it's bit misleading..

Cannibal Clown · Apr 24th, 2004, 10:32 AM

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! What a fucking idiot!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Video games over a woman. Foriegn at that. What a retard!!!! Argh! Makes me wanna cry.

007_JamesBond · Apr 29th, 2004, 07:16 AM

well, that is good ha ha ha , and he probably wonders why he aint married, lol

TtTackler · May 1st, 2004, 07:30 PM

I guess he figured he could get more enjoyment out of some DVDs he could be watching on that PS2..

Uchiha Sasuke · May 3rd, 2004, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TtTackler

I guess he figured he could get more enjoyment out of some DVDs he could be watching on that PS2..

Thats how I would feel, lol

Redpyramidhead · May 29th, 2004, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infernal Mass

With a model, what are his chances of them connecting..falling in love etc..very low indeed.

I don't know, man. If it was me, I'd go for the model, cuz I am pretty smooth and I think I could easily make her fall for me

Isn't that right, ladies?

_RED_ stuff

DSgamer · May 29th, 2004, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redpyramidhead

Umm... here is my Gamer style response....OHMYF'INGGOD!!!What the hell is wrong with this guy???!?

Sorry, beat you to it this time, mang.

_RED_ stuff

damn red u love me so much u got me al figured out mang, peace out mang

by the way
OOOHHH MMMYYYY FFFFFF'''INNNNNNNN GOOODDDD
What the hell is wrong with this guy???!?

jjmoohead · Jun 2nd, 2004, 02:35 PM

See I currently dont have a PS2 so i would probably do the same

GuRu · Sep 19th, 2004, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaena

Well while i was going thru Ign.com i found this interesting and amusing piece of information about PS2..lol...

now take a look at some of the pics of the people involved...

https://ps2media.ign.com/ps2/image/gi...042104_008.jpg
https://ps2media.ign.com/ps2/image/gi...042104_004.jpg

The whole thing got me to laugh for a bit..it's amazing what some people would do for a PS2..lol..

GuRu would do the same,because that women is unatractive,very.

Apr 23rd, 2004, 07:30 PM	#2
Uchiha Sasuke Cursed Joined: Jan 2002 Location: AWOL! Age: 42 Posts: 3,841	Thats pretty funny. But in that situation I would do the same thing. Relationships are to damn complicated I'd rather have a Playstation to keep me occupied. __________________ *~I've Lost Myself, Life no longer matters~* *~The Official Ps2Fantasy Ninja~* *~A Life Without Love, Is No Life At All~* Social Networks

Apr 23rd, 2004, 09:34 PM	#3
Infernal Mass pariah Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 2,385	Funny article, It's a bit misleading though, i mean the title implys that he had to make a choice between "Sex or Playstation!?" when in reality it was only a date. With a model, what are his chances of them connecting..falling in love etc..very low indeed. If she's a model or whatever she more than likely makes every guy run the gauntlet before even considering "playtime". So then suppose he does accomplish the whole love deal, he still has to met the parents and get on good terms with them then all that other torture... I would've taken the ps2 as well, gotta go with the sure thing . __________________

Apr 24th, 2004, 01:15 AM	#4
Redpyramidhead pazparacolombia Joined: Sep 2002 Location: Restless dreams... Age: 45 Posts: 2,002	Umm... here is my Gamer style response....OHMYF'INGGOD!!!What the hell is wrong with this guy???!? Sorry, beat you to it this time, mang. _RED_ stuff __________________ "..loathsome laughing, mixed with such a cry as no man has heard save for in the phlegathon of unrelatable nightmares; a cry wherein reverberated the horror and anguish of a haunted lifetime packed into one atrocious moment..."

Apr 24th, 2004, 01:26 AM	#5
Vic Viper Nero Must Die ! Joined: Jul 2002 Location: los angeles, CA Posts: 1,704	ahahahahahahah !!!!! he made a good choice. __________________

Apr 24th, 2004, 10:32 AM	#7
Cannibal Clown Taijutsu Master Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Konoha Village Age: 40 Posts: 2,129	Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! What a fucking idiot!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Video games over a woman. Foriegn at that. What a retard!!!! Argh! Makes me wanna cry. __________________ If you could see the future, would you try to change it? Would you keep trying... even if you knew you would always fail?

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Apr 29th, 2004, 07:16 AM	#8
007_JamesBond Angel of Darkness Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Everywhere, but then again nowhere Age: 40 Posts: 1,692	well, that is good ha ha ha , and he probably wonders why he aint married, lol __________________ Vini Vidi Vici victory comes to those who want it the most i am only mearly surviving

May 1st, 2004, 07:30 PM	#9
TtTackler ¤Web-Head¤ Joined: Feb 2002 Location: New Jersey Age: 39 Posts: 374	I guess he figured he could get more enjoyment out of some DVDs he could be watching on that PS2..

Jun 2nd, 2004, 02:35 PM	#13
jjmoohead MAGIC MONKEY Joined: Jul 2002 Location: Brandon, Manitoba, Canada Age: 44 Posts: 1,114	See I currently dont have a PS2 so i would probably do the same __________________ The Magic Is Coming!

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