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Sep 6th, 2002, 10:53 PM | #1 |
Every One Dies Alone
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Laugh
This is probably dumb but I was thinking maybe you could get a laugh out of it.
lemony fresh yummmmmm ice cream cone d'oh Sir, you have to pick up after your dog. What do u mean officer? I saw your dog take a dump. Pick it up with your hands! Uhhh... you can't prove it! *runs away* *yells* Sir, I have you on tape! *yells* You can't prove it! Daddy would u like some ice cream? Daddy would u like an ice cream cone!? ~~Cloud says: what do you look like? ~I say: a female alien ~~Cloud says: * sarcastic look * ~I say: Okay, my body looks like a twig. I have a mutated face and no hair. My teacher says: "Face it ladies and gentlemen, we are dangerous" he goes on "We, as writers are the most dangerous people alive, we can put them in hell." He continues. "If you want to get back at someone write about them. A famous painter (forgot which one) literally put his critics in hell for eternity. People pass by it, they say what a jerk they were." How dare you say the world is not flat! (Now what!) It was hill-air-E-us He also says I don't reteach and if you aren't listening to a teacher that won't reteach than you are screw-woed. Hell is not the pain it is the act of repeating.... over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. My dog is like you better hand over that ice cream cone foo! The only time she likes me is when i have something she wants otherwise i guess i just ... torture her gwahahhahaha Yummm... broken glass chips! Oh my god.... like totally, for sure! lmao... valley girls talk So, I was like walking down the street when like this old man came over to me and like asked me for some spare change. I was like omg, no you didn't. Go get like a job. By the way, you like really smell. ~Omg Cindy, I can't believe he like did that to you! I know he had like no right to approach me, at least not until he had like, a shower! I'm gonna smell like a dead cow. (Scary ain't it?) You should hear me reading it, makes you want to jump off a bridge ~~He says: I do now ~I say: No, ya don't. ~~He says: lol ~I say: It's natural for me to be horrifying. I'm special that way. ~~He says: u or your face? ~I says: both Some guy walks up to me. "Damn girl didn't you know you were ugly?" "Well, no I didn't. We don't have any thing in the house that you could be able to see yourself in." "You ever heard of a mirror?" "No, I haven't..... If you think I am ugly, there is this one girl I always see from the bathroom window. I mean, dude, she is so ugly that the maids almost threw her out the window with the bathwater."
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All around me are familiar faces Worn out places Worn out faces Bright & early for the daily races Going nowhere Going nowhere Their tears R filling up their glasses No Xpression No Xpression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrows No 2morrow No 2morrow & I find it kindof funny I find it kindof sad. These dreams in which i'm dying, R the best I've ever had |
Sep 7th, 2002, 07:53 AM | #2 |
pariah
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great stuff Blue3vilx !
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Sep 7th, 2002, 02:05 PM | #3 |
Taijutsu Master
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Whatever floats your boat i guess.
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Sep 7th, 2002, 06:51 PM | #4 |
Every One Dies Alone
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Location: In the depths of existance where the hot magma flows.
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Thanks....
Hey, I was bored. You expect more?
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All around me are familiar faces Worn out places Worn out faces Bright & early for the daily races Going nowhere Going nowhere Their tears R filling up their glasses No Xpression No Xpression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrows No 2morrow No 2morrow & I find it kindof funny I find it kindof sad. These dreams in which i'm dying, R the best I've ever had |
Sep 7th, 2002, 07:27 PM | #5 |
pariah
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more please, i thought it was pretty funny.
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Sep 8th, 2002, 06:20 PM | #6 |
Every One Dies Alone
Joined: May 2002
Location: In the depths of existance where the hot magma flows.
Age: 37
Posts: 1,057
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DigiMortal, you are now, My new best friend! *gives him flowers and a metal*
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All around me are familiar faces Worn out places Worn out faces Bright & early for the daily races Going nowhere Going nowhere Their tears R filling up their glasses No Xpression No Xpression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrows No 2morrow No 2morrow & I find it kindof funny I find it kindof sad. These dreams in which i'm dying, R the best I've ever had |
Sep 8th, 2002, 06:56 PM | #7 |
pariah
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*eats the flowers* |
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