Star Wars missing scene revealed!

Spank-A-Thon · Mar 6th, 2003, 12:51 PM

Enjoy!

Quote:

INT: BESPIN GANTRY

A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry.

A quick move by VADER, chops off LUKE's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft.

LUKE backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

VADER: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

LUKE: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

VADER: No... I am your father!

LUKE: No, it's not true! It's impossible.

VADER: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...

LUKE: NO!

VADER: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?

LUKE: Threepio?

VADER: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...

LUKE: No...

VADER: Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...

LUKE: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

VADER: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!

LUKE: Well, it's not my fault...

VADER: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!"

LUKE: Shut up...

VADER: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!

LUKE: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon.

VADER: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!

LUKE looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.

VADER: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine...

LUKE takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.

VADER looks after him.

VADER: Get a haircut!

- S

mark0™ · Mar 6th, 2003, 01:50 PM

haha, Vader Rules

Did you write that Spank or did you quote it from another site?

Spank-A-Thon · Mar 6th, 2003, 02:39 PM

Mark, I don't know the source, I got it in an e-mail! I thought it was piss-funny!

- S

dan da man · Mar 6th, 2003, 03:31 PM

lol, that was funny, vader rules

Redpyramidhead · Mar 6th, 2003, 03:46 PM

Is there a lost scene where you find out exaclty what he's doing in that little coccoon of his with his helmet off? I think it's some sort of complete all in one bathroom/shower/entertainment center complete with every console made in a galaxy, far, far, away (where all the star wars videogames are actually good,) a dvd player, and a massage therapy chair.

_RED_ stuff

Infernal Mass · Mar 6th, 2003, 11:35 PM

that was good,

Hero · Mar 7th, 2003, 01:34 AM

VADER: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...

VADER: Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...

LUKE: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

VADER: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!

VADER: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!

VADER: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!

VADER: Get a haircut!

Those are the lines I found the funniest... "Get a haircut!"

ssjtrunks13 · Mar 7th, 2003, 09:04 PM

That was great. I liked the whole Threepio thing.

Preventer Wind · Mar 7th, 2003, 10:29 PM

WOW! I knew Lucas had been holding out on the fans!

I'm sure Vader's got an easy bake oven in his pod to go along with a high speed internet connection where he can chat with his ps5000 buddies. Wait....it was in a time long ago...

trunks69420 · Mar 7th, 2003, 11:10 PM

That is F-in Marvelous! I was so pissed off before i read that, and it cheered me right up! Thanx a lot spank!

Faile · Mar 8th, 2003, 03:34 AM

hahaha. thats great !

Pu the Owl · Mar 9th, 2003, 07:59 AM

Poor poor humiliated Luke Skywalker...

Beretta55 · Mar 9th, 2003, 08:00 AM

Hey that's like me and my dad. except we have cool laser gun battle's jk jk

but that was funny stuff. go vader!

Hylas · Mar 9th, 2003, 11:17 AM

That sounds a lot like any common nowadays parent... Definitely not at all in Vader's spirit, thanks god! >___<

Cannibal Clown · Mar 9th, 2003, 06:54 PM

Laughing my ass off, all i have to say.

Vicious · Mar 11th, 2003, 01:16 PM

thats the funniest thing ive heard all day

Mar 6th, 2003, 02:39 PM	#3
Spank-A-Thon Carpe Diem Baby! Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Liverpool, UK Age: 51 Posts: 664	Mark, I don't know the source, I got it in an e-mail! I thought it was piss-funny! - S __________________

Mar 6th, 2003, 03:31 PM	#4
dan da man Talk to the hand Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 3,520	lol, that was funny, vader rules __________________ Gaming Is For Life, Not Just For Christmas!

Mar 6th, 2003, 03:46 PM	#5
Redpyramidhead pazparacolombia Joined: Sep 2002 Location: Restless dreams... Age: 45 Posts: 2,002	Is there a lost scene where you find out exaclty what he's doing in that little coccoon of his with his helmet off? I think it's some sort of complete all in one bathroom/shower/entertainment center complete with every console made in a galaxy, far, far, away (where all the star wars videogames are actually good,) a dvd player, and a massage therapy chair. _RED_ stuff __________________ "..loathsome laughing, mixed with such a cry as no man has heard save for in the phlegathon of unrelatable nightmares; a cry wherein reverberated the horror and anguish of a haunted lifetime packed into one atrocious moment..."

Mar 7th, 2003, 01:34 AM	#7
Hero Lost Hero Joined: Mar 2003 Location: California... For now... Age: 42 Posts: 225	VADER: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old... VADER: Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp... LUKE: I destroyed your precious Death Star! VADER: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship! VADER: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights! VADER: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby! VADER: Get a haircut! Those are the lines I found the funniest... "Get a haircut!" __________________

Mar 7th, 2003, 10:29 PM	#9
Preventer Wind Senior Member Joined: Feb 2003 Location: Ohio Age: 39 Posts: 464	WOW! I knew Lucas had been holding out on the fans! I'm sure Vader's got an easy bake oven in his pod to go along with a high speed internet connection where he can chat with his ps5000 buddies. Wait....it was in a time long ago... __________________ "Know thy enemy and know thy self," "Find naught to fear in 100 battles." "Know not thy enemy, but know thy self," "Find victory and defeat in equal measure" "Know thy enemy, but know not thy self," "Find defeat in every battle." Sun Tzu

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Mar 6th, 2003, 01:50 PM	#2
mark0™ Extinct. Joined: Nov 2002 Age: 39 Posts: 1,185	haha, Vader Rules Did you write that Spank or did you quote it from another site?

Mar 6th, 2003, 11:35 PM	#6
Infernal Mass pariah Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 2,385	that was good,

Mar 7th, 2003, 09:04 PM	#8
ssjtrunks13 Results May Vary Joined: Sep 2002 Age: 40 Posts: 2,712	That was great. I liked the whole Threepio thing.

Mar 7th, 2003, 11:10 PM	#10
trunks69420 Now Im Nothing Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Rochester, NY Age: 42 Posts: 2,415	That is F-in Marvelous! I was so pissed off before i read that, and it cheered me right up! Thanx a lot spank! __________________ "It wont give up it wants me dead... Goddamn this voice inside my head" five vicodin chased with a shot of clarity...

Mar 8th, 2003, 03:34 AM	#11
Faile ys. Joined: Jan 2002 Location: ex-ex-exeter, disunited kingdom Age: 42 Posts: 1,137	hahaha. thats great ! __________________ www.catherineandtheowl.com purr. miaow. hiss.

Mar 9th, 2003, 07:59 AM	#12
Pu the Owl Useless Oracle™ Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Everywhere Posts: 5,136	Poor poor humiliated Luke Skywalker...

Mar 9th, 2003, 08:00 AM	#13
Beretta55 Reached for the sky Joined: May 2002 Location: The road less traveled Age: 36 Posts: 2,465	Hey that's like me and my dad. except we have cool laser gun battle's jk jk but that was funny stuff. go vader! __________________

Mar 9th, 2003, 11:17 AM	#14
Hylas Now or Never Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Zürich Age: 44 Posts: 2,456	That sounds a lot like any common nowadays parent... Definitely not at all in Vader's spirit, thanks god! >___<

Mar 9th, 2003, 06:54 PM	#15
Cannibal Clown Taijutsu Master Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Konoha Village Age: 40 Posts: 2,129	Laughing my ass off, all i have to say. __________________ If you could see the future, would you try to change it? Would you keep trying... even if you knew you would always fail?

Mar 11th, 2003, 01:16 PM	#16
Vicious free your mind Joined: Nov 2002 Location: the Matrix Age: 38 Posts: 327	thats the funniest thing ive heard all day __________________

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