Worst pick-up lines

007_JamesBond · Jan 31st, 2002, 12:31 PM

I am sure that during your meaning of existance you have all heard horrible pick-up lines either directed towards you or some one that you know, lets hear them, they will be interesting

Reid · Jan 31st, 2002, 12:34 PM

"Are those astronaut pants, because your butt is out of this world."
Jesus, you may as well beg for sex!

007_JamesBond · Jan 31st, 2002, 12:39 PM

Is that a keg in your pants cause I want to tap that a##

a little inapropriate but off it was on Jay Leno and I thought that it was funny

devilmaydie · Jan 31st, 2002, 02:09 PM

I'm like a old sports car, I'm not to fast, I handle curves very well, and I never run out of style. Want to go for a ride?!

Clasy, yet elegant, don't you think?

MakgSnake · Jan 31st, 2002, 03:08 PM

Did It Hurt.....When U Fell From Heaven.....Eeesh..I Hate That!.!

Spirit · Jan 31st, 2002, 03:35 PM

hey baby, wanna dance? 'cause it sure looks like your butt does

Mercury Shadow · Jan 31st, 2002, 03:45 PM

I think all pick up lines are stupid... i mean, have anyone of you ever seen a guy get a girl from a pickup line? The girls I know would walk out on you because you're so stupid. The best way to start to talk to a girl and just be yourself... the only time pick up lines work are on TV

BowevelJoe · Jan 31st, 2002, 04:20 PM

is that a mirror on your zipper? because i think i see myself in your pants

arrg...pickup lines make you feel stupid even when your reading them lol

jenova_jeb · Jan 31st, 2002, 04:54 PM

"Does your face hurt? Cause it's killing me!" I hate that one.:eek:

IcyMourdor · Jan 31st, 2002, 05:20 PM

[COLOR=sky blue]I haven't ever used any pick-up lines. They are a waste of air. One of my friends said that she liked the "Did it hurt?" line. I would have said something sarcastic, but she was wearing boots and I value my shins.[/COLOR]

x157anz · Jan 31st, 2002, 05:47 PM

I dont need chat up lines

J/K

I dont use them i just ask people out with no silly chat up line :p

If they say no then unlucky

Uchiha Sasuke · Jan 31st, 2002, 07:44 PM

Heres one that i personally like but it does sound a little cheesy

"If i had a rose for every time i though of you,i would be standing in a garden

007_JamesBond · Jan 31st, 2002, 08:28 PM

That is sort of good though, here is one

Do your legs hurt, because you were running though my dreams last night.

Cannibal Clown · Jan 31st, 2002, 09:09 PM

Here's a dare that I took up on to say to a girl.

How would you like to work at a job that pays fifty bucks an hour planting Toulips?

The girl says"Where?"

You piont down and "There two lips. Interviews start tonight at my place.

I got hit for that one. But my friend thought it was pretty funny. She laughed as well.

The best way to a girls heart is through laughter.

Sleazy P Martini · Jan 31st, 2002, 10:06 PM

What will 20 bucks get me?

IcyMourdor · Jan 31st, 2002, 10:09 PM

CC, didn't you try something with two dollars and a girl?

Cannibal Clown · Jan 31st, 2002, 10:15 PM

Yeah, but only with a hundred and ninety eight dollars more i could've gotten the whole package. All I got was a stupid cleavage sample. Dumb broads.

LoRd BanShee · Feb 1st, 2002, 06:21 AM

you know what would look good on you?............................ME!

That must be the cheapest crappiest of em all

007_JamesBond · Feb 1st, 2002, 05:28 PM

See you all have heard stupid ones, keep em coming,

Sex on the Tv only hurts when you fall off

Jan 31st, 2002, 12:31 PM	#1
007_JamesBond Angel of Darkness Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Everywhere, but then again nowhere Age: 40 Posts: 1,692	Worst pick-up lines I am sure that during your meaning of existance you have all heard horrible pick-up lines either directed towards you or some one that you know, lets hear them, they will be interesting

Jan 31st, 2002, 03:08 PM	#5
MakgSnake Senior Member Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Mississuaga, Canada. Posts: 3,554	Bakwaas! Did It Hurt.....When U Fell From Heaven.....Eeesh..I Hate That!.! __________________

Jan 31st, 2002, 03:35 PM	#6
Spirit ............... Joined: Jan 2002 Location: inside a girl Age: 41 Posts: 1,147	hey baby, wanna dance? 'cause it sure looks like your butt does __________________ Blade\|Gash

Jan 31st, 2002, 04:54 PM	#9
jenova_jeb The Jebster Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Concord, MI Age: 38 Posts: 636	"Does your face hurt? Cause it's killing me!" I hate that one.:eek: __________________

Jan 31st, 2002, 05:20 PM	#10
IcyMourdor Cream Puff Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Stevens Point, Wisconsin Age: 40 Posts: 2,713	[COLOR=sky blue]I haven't ever used any pick-up lines. They are a waste of air. One of my friends said that she liked the "Did it hurt?" line. I would have said something sarcastic, but she was wearing boots and I value my shins.[/COLOR] __________________ You will walk in fire, earth, water, and air, through temptation, and at last into despair and desolation.

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Jan 31st, 2002, 12:34 PM	#2
Reid .red house. Joined: Jan 2002 Location: canada Age: 40 Posts: 797	"Are those astronaut pants, because your butt is out of this world." Jesus, you may as well beg for sex!

Jan 31st, 2002, 12:39 PM	#3
007_JamesBond Angel of Darkness Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Everywhere, but then again nowhere Age: 40 Posts: 1,692	Is that a keg in your pants cause I want to tap that a## a little inapropriate but off it was on Jay Leno and I thought that it was funny

Jan 31st, 2002, 02:09 PM	#4
devilmaydie Registered User Joined: Jan 2002 Location: The Depths of the Human Spirit Age: 40 Posts: 41	I'm like a old sports car, I'm not to fast, I handle curves very well, and I never run out of style. Want to go for a ride?! Clasy, yet elegant, don't you think?

Jan 31st, 2002, 03:45 PM	#7
Mercury Shadow Calculating Infinity Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Virginia Age: 40 Posts: 883	I think all pick up lines are stupid... i mean, have anyone of you ever seen a guy get a girl from a pickup line? The girls I know would walk out on you because you're so stupid. The best way to start to talk to a girl and just be yourself... the only time pick up lines work are on TV

Jan 31st, 2002, 04:20 PM	#8
BowevelJoe ShakeandBakeMasta! Joined: Jan 2002 Location: The hole in the bottom of the sea Age: 40 Posts: 742	is that a mirror on your zipper? because i think i see myself in your pants arrg...pickup lines make you feel stupid even when your reading them lol

Jan 31st, 2002, 05:47 PM	#11
x157anz . Joined: Jan 2002 Location: England Age: 39 Posts: 628	I dont need chat up lines J/K I dont use them i just ask people out with no silly chat up line :p If they say no then unlucky __________________ Current FFX Position:. COMPLETED - somebody hand me a tissue :'(

Jan 31st, 2002, 07:44 PM	#12
Uchiha Sasuke Cursed Joined: Jan 2002 Location: AWOL! Age: 42 Posts: 3,841	Heres one that i personally like but it does sound a little cheesy "If i had a rose for every time i though of you,i would be standing in a garden __________________ *~I've Lost Myself, Life no longer matters~* *~The Official Ps2Fantasy Ninja~* *~A Life Without Love, Is No Life At All~* Social Networks

Jan 31st, 2002, 08:28 PM	#13
007_JamesBond Angel of Darkness Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Everywhere, but then again nowhere Age: 40 Posts: 1,692	That is sort of good though, here is one Do your legs hurt, because you were running though my dreams last night.

Jan 31st, 2002, 09:09 PM	#14
Cannibal Clown Taijutsu Master Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Konoha Village Age: 40 Posts: 2,129	Here's a dare that I took up on to say to a girl. How would you like to work at a job that pays fifty bucks an hour planting Toulips? The girl says"Where?" You piont down and "There two lips. Interviews start tonight at my place. I got hit for that one. But my friend thought it was pretty funny. She laughed as well. The best way to a girls heart is through laughter.

Jan 31st, 2002, 10:06 PM	#15
Sleazy P Martini Senior Member Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Great White North Posts: 1,582	What will 20 bucks get me? __________________

Jan 31st, 2002, 10:09 PM	#16
IcyMourdor Cream Puff Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Stevens Point, Wisconsin Age: 40 Posts: 2,713	CC, didn't you try something with two dollars and a girl? __________________ You will walk in fire, earth, water, and air, through temptation, and at last into despair and desolation.

Jan 31st, 2002, 10:15 PM	#17
Cannibal Clown Taijutsu Master Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Konoha Village Age: 40 Posts: 2,129	Yeah, but only with a hundred and ninety eight dollars more i could've gotten the whole package. All I got was a stupid cleavage sample. Dumb broads.

Feb 1st, 2002, 06:21 AM	#18
LoRd BanShee Registered User Joined: Jan 2002 Location: WherEver You WanT me To bE, I wOn'T Age: 41 Posts: 50	blabla you know what would look good on you?............................ME! That must be the cheapest crappiest of em all

Feb 1st, 2002, 05:28 PM	#19
007_JamesBond Angel of Darkness Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Everywhere, but then again nowhere Age: 40 Posts: 1,692	See you all have heard stupid ones, keep em coming, Sex on the Tv only hurts when you fall off

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