Worst pick-up lines
 

I am sure that during your meaning of existance you have all heard horrible pick-up lines either directed towards you or some one that you know, lets hear them, they will be interesting

"Are those astronaut pants, because your butt is out of this world."
Jesus, you may as well beg for sex!

Is that a keg in your pants cause I want to tap that a##

a little inapropriate but off it was on Jay Leno and I thought that it was funny

I'm like a old sports car, I'm not to fast, I handle curves very well, and I never run out of style. Want to go for a ride?!

Clasy, yet elegant, don't you think?;)

Bakwaas!
 

hey baby, wanna dance? 'cause it sure looks like your butt does

I think all pick up lines are stupid... i mean, have anyone of you ever seen a guy get a girl from a pickup line? The girls I know would walk out on you because you're so stupid. The best way to start to talk to a girl and just be yourself... the only time pick up lines work are on TV :)

is that a mirror on your zipper? because i think i see myself in your pants

arrg...pickup lines make you feel stupid even when your reading them lol

"Does your face hurt? Cause it's killing me!" I hate that one.:eek:

[COLOR=sky blue]I haven't ever used any pick-up lines. They are a waste of air. One of my friends said that she liked the "Did it hurt?" line. I would have said something sarcastic, but she was wearing boots and I value my shins.[/COLOR]

I dont need chat up lines :D J/K

I dont use them i just ask people out with no silly chat up line :p:)
If they say no then unlucky ;)

That is sort of good though, here is one

Do your legs hurt, because you were running though my dreams last night.

Here's a dare that I took up on to say to a girl.

How would you like to work at a job that pays fifty bucks an hour planting Toulips?

The girl says"Where?"

You piont down and "There two lips. Interviews start tonight at my place.

I got hit for that one. But my friend thought it was pretty funny. She laughed as well.

The best way to a girls heart is through laughter.

What will 20 bucks get me? :D

CC, didn't you try something with two dollars and a girl?

Yeah, but only with a hundred and ninety eight dollars more i could've gotten the whole package. All I got was a stupid cleavage sample. Dumb broads.

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you know what would look good on you?............................ME!

That must be the cheapest crappiest of em all

See you all have heard stupid ones, keep em coming,

Sex on the Tv only hurts when you fall off