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Nov 21st, 2002, 11:35 PM | #1 |
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Riddle...
If you were trapped in a cave with a bear, and you both got hungry at the same time. Who would get dinner first?
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Nov 21st, 2002, 11:38 PM | #2 |
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Depends on what you are: if you're an elephant, I don't think you could eat the bear 'cause you're vegetarian, but can a bear eat an elephant?
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Nov 21st, 2002, 11:40 PM | #3 |
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no, you're a person, or whatever you are. in my case, I'm a mog. in your case, your a person. and your in a cave, with a kodiak bear, and you're both hungry... who gets dinner first!?
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Nov 21st, 2002, 11:42 PM | #4 |
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Why don't you decide to hve a dinner at the same time? Maybe the bear has something in his cave, so you both can eat together...
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Nov 21st, 2002, 11:45 PM | #5 |
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no! rahr damn it I cant stand it, the BEAR would get dinner first. its a BEAR, it will eat you alive. its hungry, its a bear, it has toenails, you're done for! DEAD. EATEN.
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Nov 21st, 2002, 11:46 PM | #6 |
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If I had a weapon I could kill the bear and eat it.
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Nov 21st, 2002, 11:47 PM | #7 |
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no! no weapons! aaahh what have I done *goes crazy and throws himself into on-coming traffic and makes a greasy lil mog splat on the highway*
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Nov 21st, 2002, 11:50 PM | #8 |
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Can I keep replying until there are 10 replies, or do 10 different people have to reply.
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Nov 21st, 2002, 11:55 PM | #9 |
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heh, you're more than welcome to reply 10 times. I've already given you the answer: the bear gets dinner first
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Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:01 AM | #10 |
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I could take a bear. I would kick its ass. Im Sephiroth man.
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Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:05 AM | #11 |
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LOL!! good reason!
well.. I'm Omnislash, I can kick YOUR ass |
Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:06 AM | #12 |
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I could so take him too.....I'm the all powerful Matrix!!!!! ( I'll take anyone on, hahahaha)
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Nov 22nd, 2002, 01:19 AM | #13 |
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Now I wouldnt have a problem cause if I was going anywhere that involved a cave I would likly pack a lunch cause it could take a while to get there.
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Nov 22nd, 2002, 01:29 AM | #14 |
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Ummm...aren't riddles supposed to not be so obvious? Isn't the real answer supposed to be elusive?
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Nov 22nd, 2002, 01:33 AM | #15 |
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yeah like this one: A plane crashes on the US/Canadian Border, where do they bury the survivors.
Or Your Driving a Bus, you pick up 7 kids, then drop off 3, you pick up 2 more and a parent for help in supervision and then drop of 2 more, what is the name of the driver of the bus.
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Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:40 AM | #16 |
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ACtually....i think it is I who gets dinner first.
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Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:19 PM | #18 |
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This thread has got some funny remarks. So, When do we get the next riddle?
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Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:14 PM | #19 | |
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Nov 22nd, 2002, 04:41 PM | #20 |
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ok next riddle. what has... four legs, and you put stuff on it. and its usually made of wood. and you put chairs around it and it may be in a kitchen or dining room? no. thats too easy. ok. I got one..
Andy dislikes the catcher. Ed's sister is engaged to the second baseman. The center fielder is taller than the right fielder. Harry and the third baseman live in the same building. Paul and Allen each won $20 from the pitcher at pinochle. Ed and the outfielders play poker during their free time. The pitcher's wife is the third baseman's sister. The pitcher, catcher, and infielders except Allen, Harry, and Andy, are shorter than Sam. Paul, Andy, and the shortstop lost $50 each at the racetrack. Paul, Harry, Bill, and the catcher took a trouncing from the second baseman at pool. Sam is involved in a divorce suit. The catcher and the third baseman each have two children. Ed, Paul, Jerry, the right fielder, and the center fielder are bachelors. The others are married. The shortstop, the third baseman, and Bill each cleaned up $100 betting on the fight. One of the outfielders is either Mike or Andy. Jerry is taller than Bill. Mike is shorter than Bill. Each of them is heavier than the third baseman. Using these facts, determine the names of the men playing the various positions on the baseball team and for the love of god at LEAST attempt this. dont go and look it up on the net somewhere. give it a good effort first |
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