Things they would never say !

happy_doughnut · Jun 3rd, 2003, 12:07 AM

Okay, everyone... let's put our humor skills to work! ... >.>

All you have to do is pick an anime, any anime, and list things characters from that anime would never say.

Yep... should be interesting.

I'll start off :

Excel Saga
Excel : "I'm not hungry, to be honest."

Serial Experiments Lain
Lain: Oh, what a beautiful day to read a book!

Hellsing
Integral: Please hold me; I'm so very scared.

Beretta55 · Jun 3rd, 2003, 12:43 AM

Trigun
Vash: Donuts make me look fat.....so i vow not to eat them anymore.

gundam wing
herro: oh do these shorts make my ass look big?..you know i can just never tell

(i think i spelt his name wrong....not sure)

yeah.....i suck at this.....but hey i gave it a shot

Pu the Owl · Jun 3rd, 2003, 12:49 AM

ROFL

Those are great lines Mena!

I'll try to think of something...

Evangelion
Shinji Ikari: I'm better than you!

Asuka Langley: I think I'll shut up 'cause I have no idea of what I'm saying...

One Piece
Rufy: Yey! I've learnt to read a map!

Sanji: I like boys!

Usop: I'm not afraid and no, this ain't a lie!

Trigun
Knives: I want to help miserable people!

Legato: please, don't kill me! (ehrmm.. that was pretty mean...)

and...

Cowboy Bebop
Ein: Meeow!

More, and hopefully better, later.

omni vengeance · Jun 3rd, 2003, 01:04 AM

dragonballz

goku-i might lose this fight!

rurouni kenshin

kenshin- i cant weild a sword and i dont have mixed feelings for kaoru

ssjtrunks13 · Jun 3rd, 2003, 05:18 AM

Dragonball Z:
Vegeta: Eh, Kakkarot's strong enough. I guess I'll stop training.

Chi-Chi: Gohan! WHy are you doing your homework when you could be out with your father training.

That's the best I could come up with.

omni vengeance · Jun 3rd, 2003, 05:48 PM

NARUTO

naruto: i hate ramen! i hope that the creator of it burns and rots away!

sakura: i love naruto soooo much...i hope he never leaves me.

sasuke: naruto was the best student i've ever had!

Vicious_2003 · Jun 4th, 2003, 12:01 AM

Kenshin - "WHAT !? Reverse blade ? So you mean I havent been killing them !? SHIT ! (Erases chalk marks off the wall)

Goku - "Oh man, im dead again, and this time for keeps"

Vash - "Yo Preist, these two bitches been on my jock followin me fo like fo weeks, im strait bout to busa cap in them tricks"

Herro - "Man this new Valvoline oil has my engine running much smoother " (Smiles holding up the bottle to the camera)

Goku - (Relaxing on a solid gold Sofa) "Man taking out that life insurance policy was ingenious, good thinkin Chi Chi"

mark0™ · Jun 4th, 2003, 09:46 AM

Tenchi Universe
Ryoohki - "Woof"

omni vengeance · Jun 4th, 2003, 01:45 PM

cowboy bebop

ein-meow

fae- im not a ho!

spike- i hate money, but i love fae!

ed- im a moron!

jet- spike is not my friend and i will backstab him the first chance i get

Suzuki_Fanboy · Jun 4th, 2003, 08:57 PM

Himura Kenshin (not from Samurai X)

"Yo biotch, time to DIEEEEE!!!!!"

Guts

"I think my Dragon Slayer may be a wee bit too big, don't you?"

"Well...maybe I'll just leave these guys here unconscious. No use in excessive bloodshed."

happy_doughnut · Jun 5th, 2003, 01:52 AM

Heh, that's some funny quote you have there for Shinji, Fortune

Some more :

Excel Saga :
Excel : "......*silence*....."

Since DBZ seems to be used a lot :

Vegeta : "goku"
Vegeta again : *in the censored version of Toonami* " Damn it!" (

)
Master Rochi : "Nah I don't wanna look at porn"

Spirited Away :
Chihiro: "TO HELL with the 'rents, I'm outta here!!!"

NGE :
Ikari Gendo: Hey, son, wanna go play catch?

Yep

Suzuki_Fanboy · Jun 5th, 2003, 10:22 PM

Yusuke

"Well Kuabara...I guess it would be OK for you to go on a date with Kako...just this once!"

Cannibal Clown · Jun 6th, 2003, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fortune

Evangelion
Shinji Ikari: I'm better than you!

Well, actually, he did say something very close to that in one of the episodes, and then got sucked into the big black shadow thing. So i don't think that one is going to work all that well.

here are a few from me.

DBZ, Goku
"This guy is way too tough. let's just give up now, it's pointless to even try."

Cowboy Bebop, Faye Valentine
"I think ill share the reward with my friends."

Slayers, Lina Inverse
"Look at my huge rack!"

Hellsing, Arucard
"Crap, i lost and died!"

Berserk, Gutts
"Can i get some help here?"
"This sword is too big for me."

Evangelion, Rei Ayanami
"I'm happy!"

Tenchi, Ryoko
"I don't like Tenchi anymore, you can have him Ayeka."

Golden Boy, Kintaro
"I'm gay."

Outlaw Star, Gene
"Me too."

Gundam Wing, Heero
"I'm lonely, hold me!"

That's all I got i guess.

Suzuki_Fanboy · Jun 6th, 2003, 09:32 PM

Originality people, originality!

Cannibal Clown, I already used that Guts one

.

Rei · Jun 6th, 2003, 10:05 PM

Kaworu Nagisa(to Shinji): Oh God, you're such a pity! Why won't you just stop complaining, you pathetic little loser?

Asuka Langley: I know you wanna kiss me, you pervert!
Shinji Ikari: Honestly: no, I don't.
Asuka Langley: ... *sighs*

ssjtrunks13 · Jun 7th, 2003, 12:15 AM

DBZ:
King Kai, "Goku, Frieza is too weak. Fight him now!"
Frieza, "I will make my whole family suffer!"

Kenshin:
Yahiko, "Keep calling me little, I don't care."

merylsilverburg · Jun 7th, 2003, 05:30 AM

A lot of these are pretty good!

Here are just a few:

Fruits Basket
Kyo: "I love leek"

The Big-O
Roger: "Forget the "Wear All Black" rule, let's add some color to our wardrobe!"

Fushigi Yuugi
Miaka: "I hate you Tamahome"
Tamahome: "I hate you too Miaka"

Gensomaden Saiyuki
Sanzo: "Sorry, I don't gamble, drink, or smoke because I'm a priest"

Eh....these are the best I can come up with.

Jubei · Jun 7th, 2003, 01:09 PM

Ok, ok I'll give it a try.

Solid Snake - "No thx, I dont smoke."

Jill Valentine - "I hear Racoon City is nice this time of year."

merylsilverburg · Jun 7th, 2003, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jubei

Ok, ok I'll give it a try.

Solid Snake - "No thx, I dont smoke."

Jill Valentine - "I hear Racoon City is nice this time of year."

Heh, those are good, but this thread is for anime characters only, not videogame characters.

Jubei · Jun 7th, 2003, 10:19 PM

Whoops, sorry all.

Jubei = Blind

Jun 3rd, 2003, 12:07 AM	#1
happy_doughnut just a rolling stone Joined: Apr 2002 Location: of what? Posts: 1,561	Things they would never say ! Okay, everyone... let's put our humor skills to work! ... >.> All you have to do is pick an anime, any anime, and list things characters from that anime would never say. Yep... should be interesting. I'll start off : Excel Saga Excel : "I'm not hungry, to be honest." Serial Experiments Lain Lain: Oh, what a beautiful day to read a book! Hellsing Integral: Please hold me; I'm so very scared.

Jun 3rd, 2003, 12:43 AM	#2
Beretta55 Reached for the sky Joined: May 2002 Location: The road less traveled Age: 34 Posts: 2,465	Trigun Vash: Donuts make me look fat.....so i vow not to eat them anymore. gundam wing herro: oh do these shorts make my ass look big?..you know i can just never tell (i think i spelt his name wrong....not sure) yeah.....i suck at this.....but hey i gave it a shot __________________

Jun 3rd, 2003, 01:04 AM	#4
omni vengeance The No-Life King Joined: Jun 2003 Location: Drinking your blood Age: 35 Posts: 216	dragonballz goku-i might lose this fight! rurouni kenshin kenshin- i cant weild a sword and i dont have mixed feelings for kaoru __________________ Thanks Eli for the sig and av ^_^

Jun 3rd, 2003, 05:48 PM	#6
omni vengeance The No-Life King Joined: Jun 2003 Location: Drinking your blood Age: 35 Posts: 216	NARUTO naruto: i hate ramen! i hope that the creator of it burns and rots away! sakura: i love naruto soooo much...i hope he never leaves me. sasuke: naruto was the best student i've ever had! __________________ Thanks Eli for the sig and av ^_^

Jun 4th, 2003, 12:01 AM	#7
Vicious_2003 Stationary Wonderer Joined: Apr 2002 Location: In front of my computer Age: 39 Posts: 1,140	Kenshin - "WHAT !? Reverse blade ? So you mean I havent been killing them !? SHIT ! (Erases chalk marks off the wall) Goku - "Oh man, im dead again, and this time for keeps" Vash - "Yo Preist, these two bitches been on my jock followin me fo like fo weeks, im strait bout to busa cap in them tricks" Herro - "Man this new Valvoline oil has my engine running much smoother " (Smiles holding up the bottle to the camera) Goku - (Relaxing on a solid gold Sofa) "Man taking out that life insurance policy was ingenious, good thinkin Chi Chi" __________________ The kinder, gentler, Vicious Beretta55- "fo sheezy heezy neezy weezy flipity floppity floop" Lost Myth- "I already know you are something special and I think the Pistons did too, because then why would they have won the trophy on your birthday dude? Anonymous- "Whos more to blame, me for being quote un quote gullible ?, or him for lying !?" Last edited by Vicious_2003; Jun 4th, 2003 at 12:17 AM..

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Jun 3rd, 2003, 12:49 AM	#3
Pu the Owl Useless Oracle™ Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Everywhere Posts: 5,136	ROFL Those are great lines Mena! I'll try to think of something... Evangelion Shinji Ikari: I'm better than you! Asuka Langley: I think I'll shut up 'cause I have no idea of what I'm saying... One Piece Rufy: Yey! I've learnt to read a map! Sanji: I like boys! Usop: I'm not afraid and no, this ain't a lie! Trigun Knives: I want to help miserable people! Legato: please, don't kill me! (ehrmm.. that was pretty mean...) and... Cowboy Bebop Ein: Meeow! More, and hopefully better, later.

Jun 3rd, 2003, 05:18 AM	#5
ssjtrunks13 Results May Vary Joined: Sep 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 2,712	Dragonball Z: Vegeta: Eh, Kakkarot's strong enough. I guess I'll stop training. Chi-Chi: Gohan! WHy are you doing your homework when you could be out with your father training. That's the best I could come up with.

Jun 4th, 2003, 09:46 AM	#8
mark0™ Extinct. Joined: Nov 2002 Age: 37 Posts: 1,185	Tenchi Universe Ryoohki - "Woof"

Jun 4th, 2003, 01:45 PM	#9
omni vengeance The No-Life King Joined: Jun 2003 Location: Drinking your blood Age: 35 Posts: 216	cowboy bebop ein-meow fae- im not a ho! spike- i hate money, but i love fae! ed- im a moron! jet- spike is not my friend and i will backstab him the first chance i get __________________ Thanks Eli for the sig and av ^_^

Jun 4th, 2003, 08:57 PM	#10
Suzuki_Fanboy Senior Member Joined: Dec 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 409	Himura Kenshin (not from Samurai X) "Yo biotch, time to DIEEEEE!!!!!" Guts "I think my Dragon Slayer may be a wee bit too big, don't you?" "Well...maybe I'll just leave these guys here unconscious. No use in excessive bloodshed."

Jun 5th, 2003, 01:52 AM	#11
happy_doughnut just a rolling stone Joined: Apr 2002 Location: of what? Posts: 1,561	Heh, that's some funny quote you have there for Shinji, Fortune Some more : Excel Saga : Excel : "......silence....." Since DBZ seems to be used a lot : Vegeta : "goku" Vegeta again : in the censored version of Toonami " Damn it!" () Master Rochi : "Nah I don't wanna look at porn" Spirited Away : Chihiro: "TO HELL with the 'rents, I'm outta here!!!" NGE : Ikari Gendo: Hey, son, wanna go play catch? Yep

Jun 5th, 2003, 10:22 PM	#12
Suzuki_Fanboy Senior Member Joined: Dec 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 409	Yusuke "Well Kuabara...I guess it would be OK for you to go on a date with Kako...just this once!"

Jun 6th, 2003, 09:32 PM	#14
Suzuki_Fanboy Senior Member Joined: Dec 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 409	Originality people, originality! Cannibal Clown, I already used that Guts one .

Jun 6th, 2003, 10:05 PM	#15
Rei EVA 00 Pilot Joined: Jan 2002 Location: NERV Age: 41 Posts: 2,239	*Warning: minor Eva spoilers!* Kaworu Nagisa(to Shinji): Oh God, you're such a pity! Why won't you just stop complaining, you pathetic little loser? Asuka Langley: I know you wanna kiss me, you pervert! Shinji Ikari: Honestly: no, I don't. Asuka Langley: ... sighs

Jun 7th, 2003, 12:15 AM	#16
ssjtrunks13 Results May Vary Joined: Sep 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 2,712	DBZ: King Kai, "Goku, Frieza is too weak. Fight him now!" Frieza, "I will make my whole family suffer!" Kenshin: Yahiko, "Keep calling me little, I don't care."

Jun 7th, 2003, 05:30 AM	#17
merylsilverburg Enemy or Ally? Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 4,023	A lot of these are pretty good! Here are just a few: Fruits Basket Kyo: "I love leek" The Big-O Roger: "Forget the "Wear All Black" rule, let's add some color to our wardrobe!" Fushigi Yuugi Miaka: "I hate you Tamahome" Tamahome: "I hate you too Miaka" Gensomaden Saiyuki Sanzo: "Sorry, I don't gamble, drink, or smoke because I'm a priest" Eh....these are the best I can come up with. __________________ "You're a louse Roger Smith" ~ R. Dorothy Wayneright "Have a little priest" ~ Mrs. Lovett "Grim Reaper, you could not get the women? What was the problem? Didn't you reap them with your grim reaping equipment?" "I tried that but the women, they all know hopscotch" ~ Eddie Izzard You Can Help

Jun 7th, 2003, 01:09 PM	#18
Jubei \|\|escape\|\|reality\|\| Joined: May 2003 Location: Ireland. UK Age: 40 Posts: 127	Ok, ok I'll give it a try. Solid Snake - "No thx, I dont smoke." Jill Valentine - "I hear Racoon City is nice this time of year." __________________ [color=light blue]courage[/color]=respect respect=[color=light blue]honor[/color]

Jun 7th, 2003, 10:19 PM	#20
Jubei \|\|escape\|\|reality\|\| Joined: May 2003 Location: Ireland. UK Age: 40 Posts: 127	Whoops, sorry all. Jubei = Blind __________________ [color=light blue]courage[/color]=respect respect=[color=light blue]honor[/color]

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