the stupidiest thing to name your child

linkkiller31 · Feb 11th, 2004, 03:54 PM

well i would have to say it would be like rock or penis or something. Or a really long name like fredrickcallistomorgancallistoga Something The 4th. ya well lets here your response

tempted · Feb 11th, 2004, 04:13 PM

Well i will never name my kids Joaquim or Justino and if i have a girl i will never name her Maria....theese are all portuguese names but like i am portuguese and probably my kids will have portuguese names at least theese ones i'm never gonna put them...

Piggle_humsy · Feb 11th, 2004, 09:30 PM

GodGiven.. That is actually this little girls name who went to school with one of the kids I use to look after..
One time the girl I looked after came home and said to me " Godgiven! more like devilgiven, she is so naughty!"

x x x x

Vicious_2003 · Feb 11th, 2004, 09:44 PM

Id have to say Bonifa is one of the worst names ive ever heard. Its just......ugly

The Stevil · Feb 11th, 2004, 10:52 PM

Lee Zawicky.

I actually know someone with that name! Its hillarious yet horrible.

Redpyramidhead · Feb 12th, 2004, 02:02 AM

I saw this on Jay Leno the other night. It was an asian name so I'm sure the parents had no idea what it would sound like in english, but there was this woman who had made an advertisement for her practice: Dr. Waki Ho, M.D.

_RED_ stuff

Berserker · Feb 12th, 2004, 04:46 AM

Anything German...Period. It's pure torture to call your kids something like Helga, Helmutt, Uli, Adolf etc. etc.

Deathwatchz · Feb 12th, 2004, 12:51 PM

my dad was joking around with my mom when i was born, and he said a name from a book for me. Zaphod Beeblebrox. I think that is probably up there for the worst name.... i have heard some funny ones like a priest named cardinal sin, a woman named fanny may, who married this guy with the last name whack, so she was fanny whack, then the guy died, so she married his brother, but kept her old husband's name as well, so she ended up being Ms. fanny whack whack...... or this guy i knew, he was chinese, and his name was fah qyu (think about it...)

Faile · Feb 12th, 2004, 01:27 PM

https://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html

Take it away guys.

kupoartist · Feb 12th, 2004, 02:20 PM

you know the parents have a sick sense of humour when they call their child "Richard" if their last surname is "Head". My sister actually had a teacher by that name once... poor Dick...

Then you've got the whole simpsons joke set... you know, like "Hugh Jass", "Seymour Butts", "Homer Sexual", "B.O. Problem"...

Taboo names can be fun: Not too many kids called "Judas"...

Oh and just for fun, change the first letters of a persons' first name with the first of their surname - among those I personally know:
Benny Jurke
Lam Sucky
Wam Shite (

)
Ken Bostick
Prik Eronk (not that "Erik Pronk" is a normal everyday name in the first place)

oh and also In the real world, I've heard of one woman who called her child "Laa Laa" (after the Teletubby), and A games company offered high ammounts of money to anyone who would change the name of their child to "Turok".

And then there's the guy who called himself "Mr Playstation"....

linkkiller31 · Feb 12th, 2004, 03:34 PM

ya parents do have sick senses of humor when they name their kid richard. well then you could get away for swearing with your name.

Piggle_humsy · Feb 12th, 2004, 08:41 PM

My sister actually went to school with someone called Kameljit (pronounced CamelJit) and often mispronounced Camelshit of course!

I have a baby names book here so I will list some horrible or silly names..

Fatima
Paloma
Aldo
Algernon
Aloysius
Archibald
Beauregard- too many vowels! Imagine a kid trying to write this down.
Caradoc
Marmaduke - yes like the dog. lol
Yseult
Ghislaine
Blodwed

I also hate when celebs try and be all unusual and name their kids strange names like...
Romeo
Brooklyn
Eagel eye cherry
Tallulah Belle
Scout
Rumor

Piggle

x x x x

Vicious_2003 · Feb 12th, 2004, 08:47 PM

Quote:

I saw this on Jay Leno the other night. It was an asian name so I'm sure the parents had no idea what it would sound like in english, but there was this woman who had made an advertisement for her practice: Dr. Waki Ho, M.D.

LOL I saw that one . Jay's HEADLINES are funny stuff

Pu the Owl · Feb 12th, 2004, 10:11 PM

There's actually somebody in this world willing to name his child "Sony". I've read it in a magazine months ago and I was horrified.... This name was among other horrible ones I can't remember now.
Videogames lovers, don't do it!

Reid · Feb 12th, 2004, 10:30 PM

Frank Zappa's kid's names are pretty bad;

Moon Unit Zappa

and

Dweezel Zappa.

I guess you can get away with it if your father is who he is . . . but otherwise?

Faile · Feb 14th, 2004, 08:08 PM

Ah, Paula Yates ... So sad your death.

linkkiller31 · Feb 18th, 2004, 03:43 PM

what if you named your kid something like fhredg
or something else i dont know

Feb 11th, 2004, 03:54 PM	#1
linkkiller31 punker to the end Joined: Feb 2004 Location: foresthill ca Age: 35 Posts: 156	the stupidiest thing to name your child well i would have to say it would be like rock or penis or something. Or a really long name like fredrickcallistomorgancallistoga Something The 4th. ya well lets here your response __________________ twenty twenty twenty four hours ago i wanna be sedated no place to go no way to go home i wanna be sedated.

Feb 11th, 2004, 09:30 PM	#3
Piggle_humsy The One & Only Joined: Dec 2002 Location: Being Reborn Age: 41 Posts: 2,132	GodGiven.. That is actually this little girls name who went to school with one of the kids I use to look after.. One time the girl I looked after came home and said to me " Godgiven! more like devilgiven, she is so naughty!" x x x x __________________

Feb 11th, 2004, 09:44 PM	#4
Vicious_2003 Stationary Wonderer Joined: Apr 2002 Location: In front of my computer Age: 39 Posts: 1,140	Id have to say Bonifa is one of the worst names ive ever heard. Its just......ugly __________________ The kinder, gentler, Vicious Beretta55- "fo sheezy heezy neezy weezy flipity floppity floop" Lost Myth- "I already know you are something special and I think the Pistons did too, because then why would they have won the trophy on your birthday dude? Anonymous- "Whos more to blame, me for being quote un quote gullible ?, or him for lying !?"

Feb 11th, 2004, 10:52 PM	#5
The Stevil walrus sniffer Joined: Feb 2004 Location: In a Cave Age: 36 Posts: 156	Lee Zawicky. I actually know someone with that name! Its hillarious yet horrible. __________________

Feb 12th, 2004, 02:02 AM	#6
Redpyramidhead pazparacolombia Joined: Sep 2002 Location: Restless dreams... Age: 43 Posts: 2,002	I saw this on Jay Leno the other night. It was an asian name so I'm sure the parents had no idea what it would sound like in english, but there was this woman who had made an advertisement for her practice: Dr. Waki Ho, M.D. _RED_ stuff __________________ "..loathsome laughing, mixed with such a cry as no man has heard save for in the phlegathon of unrelatable nightmares; a cry wherein reverberated the horror and anguish of a haunted lifetime packed into one atrocious moment..."

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Feb 11th, 2004, 04:13 PM	#2
tempted Senior Member Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,265	Well i will never name my kids Joaquim or Justino and if i have a girl i will never name her Maria....theese are all portuguese names but like i am portuguese and probably my kids will have portuguese names at least theese ones i'm never gonna put them...

Feb 12th, 2004, 04:46 AM	#7
Berserker misfit Joined: Jan 2003 Location: graveyard...diggin' up her bones Age: 43 Posts: 2,574	Anything German...Period. It's pure torture to call your kids something like Helga, Helmutt, Uli, Adolf etc. etc. __________________ I'd rather be forgotten....than remembered for giving in.... Vincere Aut Mori

Feb 12th, 2004, 12:51 PM	#8
Deathwatchz Chylde of Darkness Joined: Dec 2002 Location: Detroit, MI Age: 39 Posts: 436	my dad was joking around with my mom when i was born, and he said a name from a book for me. Zaphod Beeblebrox. I think that is probably up there for the worst name.... i have heard some funny ones like a priest named cardinal sin, a woman named fanny may, who married this guy with the last name whack, so she was fanny whack, then the guy died, so she married his brother, but kept her old husband's name as well, so she ended up being Ms. fanny whack whack...... or this guy i knew, he was chinese, and his name was fah qyu (think about it...) __________________ The Dark One

Feb 12th, 2004, 01:27 PM	#9
Faile ys. Joined: Jan 2002 Location: ex-ex-exeter, disunited kingdom Age: 40 Posts: 1,137	https://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html Take it away guys. __________________ www.catherineandtheowl.com purr. miaow. hiss.

Feb 12th, 2004, 02:20 PM	#10
kupoartist .illustrated.thingy. Joined: Mar 2002 Location: pixel-land Age: 37 Posts: 2,576	you know the parents have a sick sense of humour when they call their child "Richard" if their last surname is "Head". My sister actually had a teacher by that name once... poor Dick... Then you've got the whole simpsons joke set... you know, like "Hugh Jass", "Seymour Butts", "Homer Sexual", "B.O. Problem"... Taboo names can be fun: Not too many kids called "Judas"... Oh and just for fun, change the first letters of a persons' first name with the first of their surname - among those I personally know: Benny Jurke Lam Sucky Wam Shite ( ) Ken Bostick Prik Eronk (not that "Erik Pronk" is a normal everyday name in the first place) oh and also In the real world, I've heard of one woman who called her child "Laa Laa" (after the Teletubby), and A games company offered high ammounts of money to anyone who would change the name of their child to "Turok". And then there's the guy who called himself "Mr Playstation".... __________________ ~ the kupoartistry network ~ puppeteer ~ forever loyal ~ illustrated girl ~ arbitrary imposition ~ moonlight butterfly ~ うらぎりもの ~

Feb 12th, 2004, 03:34 PM	#11
linkkiller31 punker to the end Joined: Feb 2004 Location: foresthill ca Age: 35 Posts: 156	ya parents do have sick senses of humor when they name their kid richard. well then you could get away for swearing with your name. __________________ twenty twenty twenty four hours ago i wanna be sedated no place to go no way to go home i wanna be sedated.

Feb 12th, 2004, 08:41 PM	#12
Piggle_humsy The One & Only Joined: Dec 2002 Location: Being Reborn Age: 41 Posts: 2,132	My sister actually went to school with someone called Kameljit (pronounced CamelJit) and often mispronounced Camelshit of course! I have a baby names book here so I will list some horrible or silly names.. Fatima Paloma Aldo Algernon Aloysius Archibald Beauregard- too many vowels! Imagine a kid trying to write this down. Caradoc Marmaduke - yes like the dog. lol Yseult Ghislaine Blodwed I also hate when celebs try and be all unusual and name their kids strange names like... Romeo Brooklyn Eagel eye cherry Tallulah Belle Scout Rumor Piggle x x x x __________________ Last edited by Piggle_humsy; Feb 12th, 2004 at 08:42 PM..

Feb 12th, 2004, 10:11 PM	#14
Pu the Owl Useless Oracle™ Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Everywhere Posts: 5,136	There's actually somebody in this world willing to name his child "Sony". I've read it in a magazine months ago and I was horrified.... This name was among other horrible ones I can't remember now. Videogames lovers, don't do it!

Feb 12th, 2004, 10:30 PM	#15
Reid .red house. Joined: Jan 2002 Location: canada Age: 38 Posts: 797	Frank Zappa's kid's names are pretty bad; Moon Unit Zappa and Dweezel Zappa. I guess you can get away with it if your father is who he is . . . but otherwise?

Feb 14th, 2004, 08:08 PM	#16
Faile ys. Joined: Jan 2002 Location: ex-ex-exeter, disunited kingdom Age: 40 Posts: 1,137	Ah, Paula Yates ... So sad your death. __________________ www.catherineandtheowl.com purr. miaow. hiss.

Feb 18th, 2004, 03:43 PM	#17
linkkiller31 punker to the end Joined: Feb 2004 Location: foresthill ca Age: 35 Posts: 156	what if you named your kid something like fhredg or something else i dont know __________________ twenty twenty twenty four hours ago i wanna be sedated no place to go no way to go home i wanna be sedated.

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