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[Piggle_humsy]

I had to put this in here! God I almost wet myself reading this joke!

David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skillfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.
Victoria admiringly watches her husband. After a short time David becomes a little too casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.

Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck. David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.

As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!! ............

Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.



So funny!

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[Piggle_humsy]

C'mon post your jokes in here!

A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door.
Her husband also comes home early, so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "25 dollars."
Man: "Fine".

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are In the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball mitt."
Remembering the last time, he asks, "how much?"
Boy: "75 dollars."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
Father: "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "100 dollars."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, 100 dollars is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes him sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The Priest says, "Don't start that s**t again!"



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[Esjay]

Hmm...well, one of the funniest things I've ever seen is 8-Bit theatre, that's probably the only comic that's ever made me actually laugh out loud. I'm not easily amused though, so that's about it.

[Nelo Angelo]

Reading reviews on bad games makes me laugh.

Dumb and Dumber was the funniest movie I've ever saw.

Superman 64 reviews period. *quotes something from a review he saw*
"Interesting fact: Little did you know that Superman 64 was mentioned in the book of Revelation in the bible, the four horseman, famine, plague, destruction, and Superman 64 will one day be unleashed upon the world. Titus took up one of those horsemen early."

This song called "The Terrible Mr. Grimshaw" was the funniest one I heard.

That is all. :O