Jokes - Page 3

007_JamesBond · Mar 4th, 2002, 06:01 PM

lol very funny snake

Uchiha Sasuke · Mar 4th, 2002, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by 007_JamesBond
lol very funny snake

Theres nothin funny about it.I did know the joke for awhile i mean awhile.

merylsilverburg · Mar 5th, 2002, 05:39 PM

Heh....well, I got a 2 jokes that are kinda inappropriate, since I read them from a guy's magazine. If anyone wants to hear them, pm me, and I send it to ya.

But, here's one joke: (Also from a guy's mag)

An attractive woman goes up to the bar and waves her hand at the bartender. He ignores her, so she leaves. A few minutes later, the same woman comes back to the bar and blows a kiss at the bartender. This time, he comes over and asks, "May I help you?"
"Yes," says the woman, stroking his face. "Could you get me the manager?"
"I'm sorry, miss," the bartender says. "He's unavailable at the moment. Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes, " says the woman, rubbing her fingers through his hair. "Could you give a message to him?" She begans to pop some of her fingers into his mouth to let him suck on them gently.
"Well, I'll see if I can, " he manages to spit out. "What's the message?" The woman leans in close to the bartender and says in his ear, "Tell him....there's no toilet paper in the woman's room."

Ha, ha....it's pretty gross though...

Uchiha Sasuke · Mar 5th, 2002, 05:41 PM

oh god i think im going to throw upVery good and funny though

Cannibal Clown · Mar 5th, 2002, 05:57 PM

I heard that joke a couple of times. i think it's pretty funny.

trunks69420 · Mar 6th, 2002, 12:52 PM

Ok i got a couple...
This guy runs into a girl and accidentaly elbows her in the breast. Both are a little uncomfortable and there is an awkward silence.
Then the man says"If your heart is as soft as your breast, i know that you will forgive me."
The woman says" If your d!c* is as hard as your elbow, im in room 224!"
------------------------------
This guy was gettin ready for a halloween party and cant find anything to wear. So he takes of his shirt, shoes and socks.
He shows up at the door and the guy asks" What the hell are you supposed to be?"
The man answers" A premature ejaculation, i just came in my pants!!"

Both compliments of Playboy...

Spirit · Mar 6th, 2002, 01:11 PM

MADRUCKIS great joke man!!! I really saw how that one stood out from the others, completely great and amazing =P I need to refresh my memory, it's really f-ed up right now...
I'll try to post more l8r on today though =P

Uchiha Sasuke · Mar 6th, 2002, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by trunks69420
Ok i got a couple...
This guy runs into a girl and accidentaly elbows her in the breast. Both are a little uncomfortable and there is an awkward silence.
Then the man says"If your heart is as soft as your breast, i know that you will forgive me."
The woman says" If your d!c* is as hard as your elbow, im in room 224!"
------------------------------
This guy was gettin ready for a halloween party and cant find anything to wear. So he takes of his shirt, shoes and socks.
He shows up at the door and the guy asks" What the hell are you supposed to be?"
The man answers" A premature ejaculation, i just came in my pants!!"

Both compliments of Playboy...

Jees those are pretty good But maybe those shouldnt be posted only because there a little crude,but im not complaining its just that the admins might get a little mad

Rocky · Mar 7th, 2002, 12:57 PM

This is pretty crap but here it is:

1st kid:Mummy why am i called Rose?
mum:Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby.
2nd Kid:Mummy why am i called Daisy?
Mum:Because a daisy fell on your head when you were a baby.
A spastic Kid walks in:
Spastic

Tries to say)Why am i called Cuboard.

trunks69420 · Mar 7th, 2002, 12:57 PM

Yeah, sorry about that... Those were the two cleanest ones that i could think of...
Sorry everyone

Uchiha Sasuke · Mar 7th, 2002, 07:12 PM

Just email them to the people who want them like hadoken did

Mar 4th, 2002, 06:01 PM	#41
007_JamesBond Angel of Darkness Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Everywhere, but then again nowhere Age: 38 Posts: 1,692	lol very funny snake __________________ Vini Vidi Vici victory comes to those who want it the most i am only mearly surviving

Mar 5th, 2002, 05:41 PM	#44
Uchiha Sasuke Cursed Joined: Jan 2002 Location: AWOL! Age: 39 Posts: 3,841	oh god i think im going to throw upVery good and funny though __________________ *~I've Lost Myself, Life no longer matters~* *~The Official Ps2Fantasy Ninja~* *~A Life Without Love, Is No Life At All~* Social Networks

Mar 5th, 2002, 05:57 PM	#45
Cannibal Clown Taijutsu Master Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Konoha Village Age: 38 Posts: 2,129	I heard that joke a couple of times. i think it's pretty funny. __________________ If you could see the future, would you try to change it? Would you keep trying... even if you knew you would always fail?

Mar 6th, 2002, 12:52 PM	#46
trunks69420 Now Im Nothing Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Rochester, NY Age: 39 Posts: 2,415	Ok i got a couple... This guy runs into a girl and accidentaly elbows her in the breast. Both are a little uncomfortable and there is an awkward silence. Then the man says"If your heart is as soft as your breast, i know that you will forgive me." The woman says" If your d!c* is as hard as your elbow, im in room 224!" ------------------------------ This guy was gettin ready for a halloween party and cant find anything to wear. So he takes of his shirt, shoes and socks. He shows up at the door and the guy asks" What the hell are you supposed to be?" The man answers" A premature ejaculation, i just came in my pants!!" Both compliments of Playboy... __________________ "It wont give up it wants me dead... Goddamn this voice inside my head" five vicodin chased with a shot of clarity...

Mar 6th, 2002, 01:11 PM	#47
Spirit ............... Joined: Jan 2002 Location: inside a girl Age: 39 Posts: 1,147	MADRUCKIS great joke man!!! I really saw how that one stood out from the others, completely great and amazing =P I need to refresh my memory, it's really f-ed up right now... I'll try to post more l8r on today though =P __________________ Blade\|Gash

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Mar 5th, 2002, 05:39 PM	#43
merylsilverburg Enemy or Ally? Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 4,023	Heh....well, I got a 2 jokes that are kinda inappropriate, since I read them from a guy's magazine. If anyone wants to hear them, pm me, and I send it to ya. But, here's one joke: (Also from a guy's mag) An attractive woman goes up to the bar and waves her hand at the bartender. He ignores her, so she leaves. A few minutes later, the same woman comes back to the bar and blows a kiss at the bartender. This time, he comes over and asks, "May I help you?" "Yes," says the woman, stroking his face. "Could you get me the manager?" "I'm sorry, miss," the bartender says. "He's unavailable at the moment. Is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes, " says the woman, rubbing her fingers through his hair. "Could you give a message to him?" She begans to pop some of her fingers into his mouth to let him suck on them gently. "Well, I'll see if I can, " he manages to spit out. "What's the message?" The woman leans in close to the bartender and says in his ear, "Tell him....there's no toilet paper in the woman's room." Ha, ha....it's pretty gross though...

Mar 7th, 2002, 12:57 PM	#49
Rocky Registered User Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 34	This is pretty crap but here it is: 1st kid:Mummy why am i called Rose? mum:Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby. 2nd Kid:Mummy why am i called Daisy? Mum:Because a daisy fell on your head when you were a baby. A spastic Kid walks in: SpasticTries to say)Why am i called Cuboard.

Mar 7th, 2002, 07:12 PM	#51
Uchiha Sasuke Cursed Joined: Jan 2002 Location: AWOL! Age: 39 Posts: 3,841	Just email them to the people who want them like hadoken did __________________ *~I've Lost Myself, Life no longer matters~* *~The Official Ps2Fantasy Ninja~* *~A Life Without Love, Is No Life At All~* Social Networks

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