Jokes - Page 2

LiquidSm0ke · Mar 2nd, 2002, 11:24 PM

Here ya go, two jokes:

1) there's a blonde riding down the street when all of a suddden she hits a car in front of her. the man is so outraged that he jumps out of his car and tells the blonde to get out of hers. he draws a circle on the ground with a stick and tells her to stand in it and not to come out. he grabs a bat from his car and starts smashing in her car lights when all of a sudden she busts out laughing. now he gets even more angry and starts smashing in her car windows and making dents in her car. by now, she's laughing nonstop. he turns around and yells,"what the hell is so funny!?" she tells him, " while you weren't looking i stepped out of the circle three times.

2) A man told a brunette, a red head & a blonde that in the female toilets there was a mirror that would give you a million dollars if you told it the absolute truth, if it's not true they'll get sucked into the mirror.

The Brunette goes in and says "I think I am the most beautiful person in the world" She imediately gets sucked into the mirror.

The red head goes in and says "I think I am the most inteligent person in the world" She also gets sucked in the mirror.

The blonde goes in and says "I think..." and gets sucked into the mirror

merylsilverburg · Mar 2nd, 2002, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LiquidSm0ke
Here ya go, two jokes:

1) there's a blonde riding down the street when all of a suddden she hits a car in front of her. the man is so outraged that he jumps out of his car and tells the blonde to get out of hers. he draws a circle on the ground with a stick and tells her to stand in it and not to come out. he grabs a bat from his car and starts smashing in her car lights when all of a sudden she busts out laughing. now he gets even more angry and starts smashing in her car windows and making dents in her car. by now, she's laughing nonstop. he turns around and yells,"what the hell is so funny!?" she tells him, " while you weren't looking i stepped out of the circle three times.

2) A man told a brunette, a red head & a blonde that in the female toilets there was a mirror that would give you a million dollars if you told it the absolute truth, if it's not true they'll get sucked into the mirror.

The Brunette goes in and says "I think I am the most beautiful person in the world" She imediately gets sucked into the mirror.

The red head goes in and says "I think I am the most inteligent person in the world" She also gets sucked in the mirror.

The blonde goes in and says "I think..." and gets sucked into the mirror

Oh yeah! I heard those before. Those were funny.

Uchiha Sasuke · Mar 2nd, 2002, 11:35 PM

Jees that really good i mean really good

Hadoken · Mar 3rd, 2002, 12:53 AM

If you read this earlier, there was a joke here.
but i suck at making up corny yet funny jokes.
all of the jokes i know are too mature to post here. . so i dont think its acceptable to post them.

Uchiha Sasuke · Mar 3rd, 2002, 01:06 AM

I would love to read them send them to me via private message

Spirit · Mar 3rd, 2002, 01:21 AM

me too man, pm them to me too!!! Besides I only post the childish ones here.... some I can't even dare to say >,<

Hadoken · Mar 3rd, 2002, 02:06 AM

ok, i`ve sent the jokes.

Spirit · Mar 3rd, 2002, 02:57 AM

they're brilliant, and I hope you enjoy the ones I sent you as well lol

Uchiha Sasuke · Mar 3rd, 2002, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spiritslayer
they're brilliant, and I hope you enjoy the ones I sent you as well lol

Spirit send me your jokes

Spirit · Mar 3rd, 2002, 01:49 PM

bah they weren't long, give me some time and I'll send you better ones =P

Uchiha Sasuke · Mar 3rd, 2002, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spiritslayer
bah they weren't long, give me some time and I'll send you better ones =P

Ok thats cool

merylsilverburg · Mar 3rd, 2002, 04:48 PM

Well....I have this Britney Spears joke that I read from this one site and I thought it was pretty funny, but it might be stupid to some of you. I'll post it anyway:

Q: Why did Britney Spears jump off the side of a building?

A: She thought her Maxi Pad had wings.

Stupid girl probably WOULD do that...

nanjij · Mar 3rd, 2002, 04:53 PM

funny

i heard this joke by someone off the bus
im very sorry if this causes offents to any one

it was at a dance compitition and a spaztic wins
after he says i was only walking to the can machine

Uchiha Sasuke · Mar 3rd, 2002, 04:55 PM

LOL those were some good jokes.Ah laughing is good

MADRUCKIS · Mar 3rd, 2002, 06:53 PM

Hmpff

I've lived a long time and I've heard millions

"Three men die on teh same day. They go to the gates and an angel says "Sorry. We're sort of over crowded right now. We can only admit one more person. I will pick the person who's death is worse."

The first man says "Alright. I knew my wife was cheating on me so I went home early to the 16th floor of my 17 fl. building. When I get there she's takin a shower, and she doesn't that early. I checked all over and I found a guy hanging off my balchony, that bastard. So I stepped on his fingers and he fell. Just to make sure, I pushed my refrigerator over the side and it fell on him. Afterwards, I shot myself in the head."

The second man says "I live on the 17th floor of my building. I was on my balchony reading when I slipped and fell. Luckily I caught the edge of the floor beneath me. Then this crazy man came and stomped on my fingers. I fell 16 flights but I survived. The last thing I remember is a refrigerator coming towards me."

The third man says "Alright, picture this! Your butt naked in a refrigerator..........."

Uchiha Sasuke · Mar 3rd, 2002, 06:57 PM

LMAO, That ones really original i like it alot

007_JamesBond · Mar 4th, 2002, 12:22 PM

Hey SSSnake that joke on the first page posted by you, I told you that. These are fun.

Sh*t I forgot mine

trunks69420 · Mar 4th, 2002, 01:11 PM

There was this lady who loved to golf and she decided to go play a few holes.
After a couple of holes, she gets stung by a bee, then gets upset and goes back to the club house.
The guy says: "youre back early, what happend?"
She says:"well, i got stung by a bee."
He Says:"Where at?"
She says:" Between the 1st and 2nd hole."
He says:"Theres your problem! Your stance is too wide!!"

Cannibal Clown · Mar 4th, 2002, 05:00 PM

Wow, these are really funny. I wish I could come up with some, but I guess all I can do is read your's.

Uchiha Sasuke · Mar 4th, 2002, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 007_JamesBond
Hey SSSnake that joke on the first page posted by you, I told you that. These are fun.

Sh*t I forgot mine

What you talking about.You never told me that one.I knew that one for a long long time.

Mar 2nd, 2002, 11:35 PM	#23
Uchiha Sasuke Cursed Joined: Jan 2002 Location: AWOL! Age: 39 Posts: 3,841	Jees that really good i mean really good __________________ *~I've Lost Myself, Life no longer matters~* *~The Official Ps2Fantasy Ninja~* *~A Life Without Love, Is No Life At All~* Social Networks

Mar 3rd, 2002, 01:06 AM	#25
Uchiha Sasuke Cursed Joined: Jan 2002 Location: AWOL! Age: 39 Posts: 3,841	I would love to read them send them to me via private message __________________ *~I've Lost Myself, Life no longer matters~* *~The Official Ps2Fantasy Ninja~* *~A Life Without Love, Is No Life At All~* Social Networks

Mar 3rd, 2002, 01:21 AM	#26
Spirit ............... Joined: Jan 2002 Location: inside a girl Age: 39 Posts: 1,147	me too man, pm them to me too!!! Besides I only post the childish ones here.... some I can't even dare to say >,< __________________ Blade\|Gash

Mar 3rd, 2002, 02:57 AM	#28
Spirit ............... Joined: Jan 2002 Location: inside a girl Age: 39 Posts: 1,147	they're brilliant, and I hope you enjoy the ones I sent you as well lol __________________ Blade\|Gash

Mar 3rd, 2002, 01:49 PM	#30
Spirit ............... Joined: Jan 2002 Location: inside a girl Age: 39 Posts: 1,147	bah they weren't long, give me some time and I'll send you better ones =P __________________ Blade\|Gash

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Mar 2nd, 2002, 11:24 PM	#21
LiquidSm0ke Banned Member Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 163	Here ya go, two jokes: 1) there's a blonde riding down the street when all of a suddden she hits a car in front of her. the man is so outraged that he jumps out of his car and tells the blonde to get out of hers. he draws a circle on the ground with a stick and tells her to stand in it and not to come out. he grabs a bat from his car and starts smashing in her car lights when all of a sudden she busts out laughing. now he gets even more angry and starts smashing in her car windows and making dents in her car. by now, she's laughing nonstop. he turns around and yells,"what the hell is so funny!?" she tells him, " while you weren't looking i stepped out of the circle three times. 2) A man told a brunette, a red head & a blonde that in the female toilets there was a mirror that would give you a million dollars if you told it the absolute truth, if it's not true they'll get sucked into the mirror. The Brunette goes in and says "I think I am the most beautiful person in the world" She imediately gets sucked into the mirror. The red head goes in and says "I think I am the most inteligent person in the world" She also gets sucked in the mirror. The blonde goes in and says "I think..." and gets sucked into the mirror

Mar 3rd, 2002, 12:53 AM	#24
Hadoken Senior Member Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Around Posts: 799	If you read this earlier, there was a joke here. but i suck at making up corny yet funny jokes. all of the jokes i know are too mature to post here. . so i dont think its acceptable to post them.

Mar 3rd, 2002, 02:06 AM	#27
Hadoken Senior Member Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Around Posts: 799	ok, i`ve sent the jokes.

Mar 3rd, 2002, 04:48 PM	#32
merylsilverburg Enemy or Ally? Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 4,023	Well....I have this Britney Spears joke that I read from this one site and I thought it was pretty funny, but it might be stupid to some of you. I'll post it anyway: Q: Why did Britney Spears jump off the side of a building? A: She thought her Maxi Pad had wings. Stupid girl probably WOULD do that...

Mar 3rd, 2002, 04:53 PM	#33
nanjij The Dark Prince Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Planet Vegeta Age: 36 Posts: 680	funny i heard this joke by someone off the bus im very sorry if this causes offents to any one it was at a dance compitition and a spaztic wins after he says i was only walking to the can machine __________________ "Are you even trying" vegeta

Mar 3rd, 2002, 04:55 PM	#34
Uchiha Sasuke Cursed Joined: Jan 2002 Location: AWOL! Age: 39 Posts: 3,841	LOL those were some good jokes.Ah laughing is good __________________ *~I've Lost Myself, Life no longer matters~* *~The Official Ps2Fantasy Ninja~* *~A Life Without Love, Is No Life At All~* Social Networks

Mar 3rd, 2002, 06:53 PM	#35
MADRUCKIS Noble Psychopath Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Striving towards a finish line I can't yet see Age: 43 Posts: 720	Hmpff I've lived a long time and I've heard millions "Three men die on teh same day. They go to the gates and an angel says "Sorry. We're sort of over crowded right now. We can only admit one more person. I will pick the person who's death is worse." The first man says "Alright. I knew my wife was cheating on me so I went home early to the 16th floor of my 17 fl. building. When I get there she's takin a shower, and she doesn't that early. I checked all over and I found a guy hanging off my balchony, that bastard. So I stepped on his fingers and he fell. Just to make sure, I pushed my refrigerator over the side and it fell on him. Afterwards, I shot myself in the head." The second man says "I live on the 17th floor of my building. I was on my balchony reading when I slipped and fell. Luckily I caught the edge of the floor beneath me. Then this crazy man came and stomped on my fingers. I fell 16 flights but I survived. The last thing I remember is a refrigerator coming towards me." The third man says "Alright, picture this! Your butt naked in a refrigerator..........." __________________ journey into my thoughts but leave your shoes at the door....AND DONT LET THE DOG OUT!

Mar 3rd, 2002, 06:57 PM	#36
Uchiha Sasuke Cursed Joined: Jan 2002 Location: AWOL! Age: 39 Posts: 3,841	LMAO, That ones really original i like it alot __________________ *~I've Lost Myself, Life no longer matters~* *~The Official Ps2Fantasy Ninja~* *~A Life Without Love, Is No Life At All~* Social Networks

Mar 4th, 2002, 12:22 PM	#37
007_JamesBond Angel of Darkness Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Everywhere, but then again nowhere Age: 38 Posts: 1,692	Hey SSSnake that joke on the first page posted by you, I told you that. These are fun. Sh*t I forgot mine __________________ Vini Vidi Vici victory comes to those who want it the most i am only mearly surviving

Mar 4th, 2002, 01:11 PM	#38
trunks69420 Now Im Nothing Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Rochester, NY Age: 39 Posts: 2,415	There was this lady who loved to golf and she decided to go play a few holes. After a couple of holes, she gets stung by a bee, then gets upset and goes back to the club house. The guy says: "youre back early, what happend?" She says:"well, i got stung by a bee." He Says:"Where at?" She says:" Between the 1st and 2nd hole." He says:"Theres your problem! Your stance is too wide!!" __________________ "It wont give up it wants me dead... Goddamn this voice inside my head" five vicodin chased with a shot of clarity...

Mar 4th, 2002, 05:00 PM	#39
Cannibal Clown Taijutsu Master Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Konoha Village Age: 38 Posts: 2,129	Wow, these are really funny. I wish I could come up with some, but I guess all I can do is read your's. __________________ If you could see the future, would you try to change it? Would you keep trying... even if you knew you would always fail?

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