Jokes

JC Denton · Feb 4th, 2002, 02:48 PM

im a little bored so has anyone got any decent jokes to tell?
not a brilliant thread but oh well.

MANKIND · Feb 6th, 2002, 09:05 AM

what do u call a man with rabbits up his ass?
.................................................. .............warren!

MANKIND · Feb 6th, 2002, 09:09 AM

this may not be a joke but soul angel and mourdor are really cool

IcyMourdor · Feb 6th, 2002, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MANKIND
this may not be a joke but soul angel and mourdor are really cool

[COLOR=sky blue]Flattery will get you no where! However, bribes work pretty well. What brought this on?[/COLOR]

Sleazy P Martini · Feb 7th, 2002, 02:53 PM

pull my finger

LiquidSm0ke · Feb 7th, 2002, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sleazy P Martini
pull my finger

lol

007_JamesBond · Feb 8th, 2002, 12:25 PM

Here is one.

There were 3 guys walking through the desert, an average joee, G.W. Bush, and Bin Laden. as they were walking through the desert they found a magic lamp, tthey rubbed it and a genie popped out, I will grant you 1 wish each he said. The 1st guy asked for riches beyond imagine, Bin Laden then said I want you to build a wall arounf my country to prtect my people, from the world, and it was done. Bush then asked the genie tell me about this wall, Genie says it is about 50 feet tall, nd impenetrable, Ok bush says, Fill it with water.

Ha Ha I have tons more.

Uchiha Sasuke · Mar 2nd, 2002, 08:32 PM

Here's one.......A guy is walking on a beach and he comes up to this girl with no arms and no legs and she is crying.He goes up to her and ask why are you crying and she response."ive never been kissed before"and then the guy kisses her and she stops crying and he walks off.Then as the guy is walking back he see's the same girl crying and ask why are you still crying and she response i've never been screwed before.And then the guy picks up her body and whips it in the ocean and says now your screwed.

merylsilverburg · Mar 2nd, 2002, 08:40 PM

Heh, heh....that's a good one, SSSnake.

BTW, you've got 1000 posts! Congrats!

Uchiha Sasuke · Mar 2nd, 2002, 08:46 PM

Hay thanx,i can't believe that i got this far this fast,makg eat your heart out hehe

merylsilverburg · Mar 2nd, 2002, 08:53 PM

Well, ya can't blame the guy. He's been gone for a while. I remember at the old forum, he got so many!

But...back to the topic....I don't know if I have any jokes. I read a lot of men's jokes in guy magazines, like Maximum....but I have to go and find them....

Spirit · Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:30 PM

here goes:
three guys come from a trip
they go to get checked for stds
first one comes out
"AIDS"
shoots himself and blows his brains all over the floor
second one comes out
"AIDS"
opens a botte of acid and drinks it
third one comes out
"Wheeee I got Syphilis!!!"

Uchiha Sasuke · Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:31 PM

LMAO..... oh thats good

Spirit · Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:38 PM

thx, here's another one
a thief sees that everyone left the house, so he knocks on the door
"who's there" is a reply of a small boy's voice
"it's me! open up" thief tries to mimic his voice
"no" states the little boy
"who's there?" thief asks
"just me and jack" says the boy
"how old are you?"
"7"
"how old is jack?"
"3"
the thief laughs and breaks the door only to see a 2 year old st bernard dog jump at his balls

jenova_jeb · Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:41 PM

Lol

.

Pu the Owl · Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:42 PM

ROFL I wonder what happened to the thief later...

merylsilverburg · Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spiritslayer
thx, here's another one
a thief sees that everyone left the house, so he knocks on the door
"who's there" is a reply of a small boy's voice
"it's me! open up" thief tries to mimic his voice
"no" states the little boy
"who's there?" thief asks
"just me and jack" says the boy
"how old are you?"
"7"
"how old is jack?"
"3"
the thief laughs and breaks the door only to see a 2 year old st bernard dog jump at his balls

Ha, ha!

Spirit · Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:55 PM

I'm glad you like my jokes, another one:
A boy's mom comes home and he says
"Mom, dad and miss Jenna were doing something in the bedroom, they were....!"
mom interrupts him and says
"say it at the family table"
so dinner time comes and the boy says
"mom, dad and miss Jenna were doing something in the bedroom, they were doing the exact same thing you and mr Mort were doing last week!"

Uchiha Sasuke · Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:58 PM

Ha thats good.The kid must be some kind of spy

Spirit · Mar 2nd, 2002, 10:02 PM

hey the more the marrier, eh?
I'll think of some more if I can, sometime other than this =P

Feb 4th, 2002, 02:48 PM	#1
JC Denton HERO! Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Cambridgeshire,England Posts: 695	Jokes im a little bored so has anyone got any decent jokes to tell? not a brilliant thread but oh well. __________________ HERO WANNABE!!

Feb 7th, 2002, 02:53 PM	#5
Sleazy P Martini Senior Member Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Great White North Posts: 1,582	pull my finger __________________

Feb 8th, 2002, 12:25 PM	#7
007_JamesBond Angel of Darkness Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Everywhere, but then again nowhere Age: 38 Posts: 1,692	Here is one. There were 3 guys walking through the desert, an average joee, G.W. Bush, and Bin Laden. as they were walking through the desert they found a magic lamp, tthey rubbed it and a genie popped out, I will grant you 1 wish each he said. The 1st guy asked for riches beyond imagine, Bin Laden then said I want you to build a wall arounf my country to prtect my people, from the world, and it was done. Bush then asked the genie tell me about this wall, Genie says it is about 50 feet tall, nd impenetrable, Ok bush says, Fill it with water. Ha Ha I have tons more. __________________ Vini Vidi Vici victory comes to those who want it the most i am only mearly surviving

Mar 2nd, 2002, 08:32 PM	#8
Uchiha Sasuke Cursed Joined: Jan 2002 Location: AWOL! Age: 39 Posts: 3,841	Here's one.......A guy is walking on a beach and he comes up to this girl with no arms and no legs and she is crying.He goes up to her and ask why are you crying and she response."ive never been kissed before"and then the guy kisses her and she stops crying and he walks off.Then as the guy is walking back he see's the same girl crying and ask why are you still crying and she response i've never been screwed before.And then the guy picks up her body and whips it in the ocean and says now your screwed. __________________ *~I've Lost Myself, Life no longer matters~* *~The Official Ps2Fantasy Ninja~* *~A Life Without Love, Is No Life At All~* Social Networks

Mar 2nd, 2002, 08:46 PM	#10
Uchiha Sasuke Cursed Joined: Jan 2002 Location: AWOL! Age: 39 Posts: 3,841	Hay thanx,i can't believe that i got this far this fast,makg eat your heart out hehe __________________ *~I've Lost Myself, Life no longer matters~* *~The Official Ps2Fantasy Ninja~* *~A Life Without Love, Is No Life At All~* Social Networks

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Feb 6th, 2002, 09:05 AM	#2
MANKIND Registered User Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 4	what do u call a man with rabbits up his ass? .................................................. .............warren!

Feb 6th, 2002, 09:09 AM	#3
MANKIND Registered User Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 4	this may not be a joke but soul angel and mourdor are really cool

Mar 2nd, 2002, 08:40 PM	#9
merylsilverburg Enemy or Ally? Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 4,023	Heh, heh....that's a good one, SSSnake. BTW, you've got 1000 posts! Congrats!

Mar 2nd, 2002, 08:53 PM	#11
merylsilverburg Enemy or Ally? Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 4,023	Well, ya can't blame the guy. He's been gone for a while. I remember at the old forum, he got so many! But...back to the topic....I don't know if I have any jokes. I read a lot of men's jokes in guy magazines, like Maximum....but I have to go and find them....

Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:30 PM	#12
Spirit ............... Joined: Jan 2002 Location: inside a girl Age: 39 Posts: 1,147	here goes: three guys come from a trip they go to get checked for stds first one comes out "AIDS" shoots himself and blows his brains all over the floor second one comes out "AIDS" opens a botte of acid and drinks it third one comes out "Wheeee I got Syphilis!!!" __________________ Blade\|Gash

Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:31 PM	#13
Uchiha Sasuke Cursed Joined: Jan 2002 Location: AWOL! Age: 39 Posts: 3,841	LMAO..... oh thats good __________________ *~I've Lost Myself, Life no longer matters~* *~The Official Ps2Fantasy Ninja~* *~A Life Without Love, Is No Life At All~* Social Networks

Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:38 PM	#14
Spirit ............... Joined: Jan 2002 Location: inside a girl Age: 39 Posts: 1,147	thx, here's another one a thief sees that everyone left the house, so he knocks on the door "who's there" is a reply of a small boy's voice "it's me! open up" thief tries to mimic his voice "no" states the little boy "who's there?" thief asks "just me and jack" says the boy "how old are you?" "7" "how old is jack?" "3" the thief laughs and breaks the door only to see a 2 year old st bernard dog jump at his balls __________________ Blade\|Gash

Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:41 PM	#15
jenova_jeb The Jebster Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Concord, MI Age: 36 Posts: 636	Lol . __________________

Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:42 PM	#16
Pu the Owl Useless Oracle™ Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Everywhere Posts: 5,136	ROFL I wonder what happened to the thief later...

Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:55 PM	#18
Spirit ............... Joined: Jan 2002 Location: inside a girl Age: 39 Posts: 1,147	I'm glad you like my jokes, another one: A boy's mom comes home and he says "Mom, dad and miss Jenna were doing something in the bedroom, they were....!" mom interrupts him and says "say it at the family table" so dinner time comes and the boy says "mom, dad and miss Jenna were doing something in the bedroom, they were doing the exact same thing you and mr Mort were doing last week!" __________________ Blade\|Gash

Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:58 PM	#19
Uchiha Sasuke Cursed Joined: Jan 2002 Location: AWOL! Age: 39 Posts: 3,841	Ha thats good.The kid must be some kind of spy __________________ *~I've Lost Myself, Life no longer matters~* *~The Official Ps2Fantasy Ninja~* *~A Life Without Love, Is No Life At All~* Social Networks

Mar 2nd, 2002, 10:02 PM	#20
Spirit ............... Joined: Jan 2002 Location: inside a girl Age: 39 Posts: 1,147	hey the more the marrier, eh? I'll think of some more if I can, sometime other than this =P __________________ Blade\|Gash

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