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Jan 31st, 2002, 12:31 PM | #1 |
Angel of Darkness
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Worst pick-up lines
I am sure that during your meaning of existance you have all heard horrible pick-up lines either directed towards you or some one that you know, lets hear them, they will be interesting
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Jan 31st, 2002, 12:34 PM | #2 |
.red house.
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: canada
Age: 37
Posts: 797
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"Are those astronaut pants, because your butt is out of this world."
Jesus, you may as well beg for sex! |
Jan 31st, 2002, 12:39 PM | #3 |
Angel of Darkness
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Location: Everywhere, but then again nowhere
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Posts: 1,692
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Is that a keg in your pants cause I want to tap that a##
a little inapropriate but off it was on Jay Leno and I thought that it was funny |
Jan 31st, 2002, 02:09 PM | #4 |
Registered User
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Location: The Depths of the Human Spirit
Age: 38
Posts: 41
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I'm like a old sports car, I'm not to fast, I handle curves very well, and I never run out of style. Want to go for a ride?!
Clasy, yet elegant, don't you think? |
Jan 31st, 2002, 03:08 PM | #5 |
Senior Member
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: Mississuaga, Canada.
Posts: 3,554
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Bakwaas!
Did It Hurt.....When U Fell From Heaven.....Eeesh..I Hate That!.!
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Jan 31st, 2002, 03:35 PM | #6 |
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Age: 39
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hey baby, wanna dance? 'cause it sure looks like your butt does
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Jan 31st, 2002, 03:45 PM | #7 |
Calculating Infinity
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: Virginia
Age: 37
Posts: 883
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I think all pick up lines are stupid... i mean, have anyone of you ever seen a guy get a girl from a pickup line? The girls I know would walk out on you because you're so stupid. The best way to start to talk to a girl and just be yourself... the only time pick up lines work are on TV
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Jan 31st, 2002, 04:20 PM | #8 |
ShakeandBakeMasta!
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: The hole in the bottom of the sea
Age: 38
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is that a mirror on your zipper? because i think i see myself in your pants
arrg...pickup lines make you feel stupid even when your reading them lol |
Jan 31st, 2002, 04:54 PM | #9 |
The Jebster
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: Concord, MI
Age: 36
Posts: 636
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"Does your face hurt? Cause it's killing me!" I hate that one.:eek:
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Jan 31st, 2002, 05:20 PM | #10 |
Cream Puff
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Location: Stevens Point, Wisconsin
Age: 38
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[COLOR=sky blue]I haven't ever used any pick-up lines. They are a waste of air. One of my friends said that she liked the "Did it hurt?" line. I would have said something sarcastic, but she was wearing boots and I value my shins.[/COLOR]
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Jan 31st, 2002, 05:47 PM | #11 |
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I dont need chat up lines J/K
I dont use them i just ask people out with no silly chat up line :p If they say no then unlucky
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Jan 31st, 2002, 07:44 PM | #12 |
Cursed
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Heres one that i personally like but it does sound a little cheesy
"If i had a rose for every time i though of you,i would be standing in a garden
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Jan 31st, 2002, 08:28 PM | #13 |
Angel of Darkness
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That is sort of good though, here is one
Do your legs hurt, because you were running though my dreams last night. |
Jan 31st, 2002, 09:09 PM | #14 |
Taijutsu Master
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Location: Konoha Village
Age: 38
Posts: 2,129
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Here's a dare that I took up on to say to a girl.
How would you like to work at a job that pays fifty bucks an hour planting Toulips? The girl says"Where?" You piont down and "There two lips. Interviews start tonight at my place. I got hit for that one. But my friend thought it was pretty funny. She laughed as well. The best way to a girls heart is through laughter. |
Jan 31st, 2002, 10:06 PM | #15 |
Senior Member
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Location: Great White North
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What will 20 bucks get me?
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Jan 31st, 2002, 10:09 PM | #16 |
Cream Puff
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Age: 38
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CC, didn't you try something with two dollars and a girl?
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Jan 31st, 2002, 10:15 PM | #17 |
Taijutsu Master
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Location: Konoha Village
Age: 38
Posts: 2,129
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Yeah, but only with a hundred and ninety eight dollars more i could've gotten the whole package. All I got was a stupid cleavage sample. Dumb broads.
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Feb 1st, 2002, 06:21 AM | #18 |
Registered User
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Location: WherEver You WanT me To bE, I wOn'T
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blabla
you know what would look good on you?............................ME!
That must be the cheapest crappiest of em all |
Feb 1st, 2002, 05:28 PM | #19 |
Angel of Darkness
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: Everywhere, but then again nowhere
Age: 38
Posts: 1,692
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See you all have heard stupid ones, keep em coming,
Sex on the Tv only hurts when you fall off |
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