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[RobHardo]

I had to put this on here. I was in a mission and a commercial for soem weight los came on and I failed the mission because i was on the floor in tears.

It went somethign like this:
she says, if a diet is 8 trips to the buffet line, we can help, if excercise is picking up the tv remote, we can help, if making love means eating three hot dogs, we can help

thats the funniest thing ive ever heard in my life

[MADRUCKIS]

so far its Fernando's gibberish on his talk show

"Remember. You are #1 and your spouse is #2. Or she could be #3 depending if you answer Fernandos add in the newspaper."

or something close to that

and the whole

"She keeps me obese so I wont run away."

laughs..........I found vice city a bit funnier cause it had some jokes about the 80's

oh and I just heard one of some "Degenetron revolution" i think lmao

[Daniel Legge]

I heard someone on a station taking the mic out of the female presenter from radio x. Cant member exactly what he said but it was really funny.

[GameMind]

I always laugh on such things but I always forget! but yeah,, in Vice city I was like playing a loney tones game not a gta game!!!
oh I remember one commercial in SA.. a women says to her hosbend:" what are you doing to my sister in the clothet?" something like that.. it`s a gewels commercial.. and she forgives him when he brough her jewels just like that!!

[-PSX-]

Heres a few..

"Sage, what a stupid name"
"Ooooh, I would love to see your melons"
All the San Andreas Telephone Adverts
"I was afraid of my children getting hurt - so I stabbed them. Now I'm not afraid any more."

[GameMind]

loool!!

[GameMind]

I was on the ground laughing on this in the middle of a mission
this is the mission actully:

-:Would you like to see your brother this week CJ?
CJ: yeah, what can I do?
-: you just gotta steal a military jetoff an amphibious assault ship and use it to destroy a fletilla of spy ships!, nothing big!

Here actuly I was on the ground!