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Mar 2nd, 2002, 11:24 PM | #21 |
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Here ya go, two jokes:
1) there's a blonde riding down the street when all of a suddden she hits a car in front of her. the man is so outraged that he jumps out of his car and tells the blonde to get out of hers. he draws a circle on the ground with a stick and tells her to stand in it and not to come out. he grabs a bat from his car and starts smashing in her car lights when all of a sudden she busts out laughing. now he gets even more angry and starts smashing in her car windows and making dents in her car. by now, she's laughing nonstop. he turns around and yells,"what the hell is so funny!?" she tells him, " while you weren't looking i stepped out of the circle three times. 2) A man told a brunette, a red head & a blonde that in the female toilets there was a mirror that would give you a million dollars if you told it the absolute truth, if it's not true they'll get sucked into the mirror. The Brunette goes in and says "I think I am the most beautiful person in the world" She imediately gets sucked into the mirror. The red head goes in and says "I think I am the most inteligent person in the world" She also gets sucked in the mirror. The blonde goes in and says "I think..." and gets sucked into the mirror |
Mar 2nd, 2002, 11:34 PM | #22 | |
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Mar 2nd, 2002, 11:35 PM | #23 |
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Jees that really good i mean really good
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Mar 3rd, 2002, 12:53 AM | #24 |
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If you read this earlier, there was a joke here.
but i suck at making up corny yet funny jokes. all of the jokes i know are too mature to post here. . so i dont think its acceptable to post them. |
Mar 3rd, 2002, 01:06 AM | #25 |
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I would love to read them send them to me via private message
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Mar 3rd, 2002, 01:21 AM | #26 |
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me too man, pm them to me too!!! Besides I only post the childish ones here.... some I can't even dare to say >,<
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Mar 3rd, 2002, 02:06 AM | #27 |
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ok, i`ve sent the jokes.
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Mar 3rd, 2002, 02:57 AM | #28 |
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they're brilliant, and I hope you enjoy the ones I sent you as well lol
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Mar 3rd, 2002, 01:49 PM | #30 |
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bah they weren't long, give me some time and I'll send you better ones =P
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Mar 3rd, 2002, 01:51 PM | #31 | |
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Ok thats cool
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Mar 3rd, 2002, 04:48 PM | #32 |
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Well....I have this Britney Spears joke that I read from this one site and I thought it was pretty funny, but it might be stupid to some of you. I'll post it anyway:
Q: Why did Britney Spears jump off the side of a building? A: She thought her Maxi Pad had wings. Stupid girl probably WOULD do that... |
Mar 3rd, 2002, 04:53 PM | #33 |
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funny
i heard this joke by someone off the bus im very sorry if this causes offents to any one it was at a dance compitition and a spaztic wins after he says i was only walking to the can machine
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Mar 3rd, 2002, 04:55 PM | #34 |
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LOL those were some good jokes.Ah laughing is good
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Mar 3rd, 2002, 06:53 PM | #35 |
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Hmpff
I've lived a long time and I've heard millions "Three men die on teh same day. They go to the gates and an angel says "Sorry. We're sort of over crowded right now. We can only admit one more person. I will pick the person who's death is worse." The first man says "Alright. I knew my wife was cheating on me so I went home early to the 16th floor of my 17 fl. building. When I get there she's takin a shower, and she doesn't that early. I checked all over and I found a guy hanging off my balchony, that bastard. So I stepped on his fingers and he fell. Just to make sure, I pushed my refrigerator over the side and it fell on him. Afterwards, I shot myself in the head." The second man says "I live on the 17th floor of my building. I was on my balchony reading when I slipped and fell. Luckily I caught the edge of the floor beneath me. Then this crazy man came and stomped on my fingers. I fell 16 flights but I survived. The last thing I remember is a refrigerator coming towards me." The third man says "Alright, picture this! Your butt naked in a refrigerator..........." |
Mar 3rd, 2002, 06:57 PM | #36 |
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LMAO, That ones really original i like it alot
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Mar 4th, 2002, 12:22 PM | #37 |
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Hey SSSnake that joke on the first page posted by you, I told you that. These are fun.
Sh*t I forgot mine
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There was this lady who loved to golf and she decided to go play a few holes.
After a couple of holes, she gets stung by a bee, then gets upset and goes back to the club house. The guy says: "youre back early, what happend?" She says:"well, i got stung by a bee." He Says:"Where at?" She says:" Between the 1st and 2nd hole." He says:"Theres your problem! Your stance is too wide!!"
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Mar 4th, 2002, 05:00 PM | #39 |
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Wow, these are really funny. I wish I could come up with some, but I guess all I can do is read your's.
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