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[Mercury Shadow]

... In a drunken stupper at a hotel room with your salami lying next to you and denis Rodmen leavin your room. You run out the door to catch up to dennis and....

[Cannibal Clown]

...behind the door in a stage for a Victoria's Secret commercial. You see all of the beiutiful women changing in front of you and you get some funny ideas. So you...

[007_JamesBond]

decide to join in, but as you do you look at these women and realize that.....

[Uchiha Sasuke]

.............there guys and you start to freak out.You then dance to some weird music and the male victoria secret models disguised as women advance on you..............

[Macceh^]

......and then you wake up in the hotel room and theres a sticky patch on your trousers you grab a...........

[007_JamesBond]

gun out of the drawer, the one that you bought yesterday for protection, you point it at yourself and proceed to take your own life but......

[Macceh^]

....you notice a shiny penny on the ground u bend down to pikc it up and hear a bang it was...........

[Uchiha Sasuke]

......the waffle iron falling to the ground.You looks up from the floor and a the waffle iron is hoping towards you.As it nears you real back in horror and............

[007_JamesBond]

you realize that it is broke and that your waffle was not done being cooked yet, so then you clean up the mess and go to the store to buy a new one but then you notice........

[Bhcdarkness]

...that your being followed by a horrendous little old lady, with a shopping cart with one of those broken wheels. so you turn to her and say...

[Macceh^]

...got milk!? she then swings round sharply and replies with.......

[Uchiha Sasuke]

........a gun in her hand.The gun is made outta candy and she continues to hold it at you."Give me all your money" she says but you just look at her and laugh.Then she pulls the trigger and little candy shoot into your mouth."hehehe i torture you with the candy goodness"You have no choice but to take the candy so you open your mouth and just sit there when..........

[Macceh^]

...peter the local butcher walks in naked with a h0 as he was wanting to use the room, he goes mad and.......

[007_JamesBond]

realize that you have had enough of this so you grab a 12 pack off the wall walk over to him open it start to drink and throw the cans at him, then he falls to the ground, knocked out and take his Ho and proceed to the nearest Hotel but then.....

[Macceh^]

.. the butcher (resident evil style) starts to mutate into a tyrant and roars, you spin round and......

[Uchiha Sasuke]

.......kick him in the sack.He collaspes to the ground and you whip a bag of cheetos at him and run off.The all of a sudden the muffin man bounces down in front of you on a giant tuna.You look and whip out a giant spoons and try to wack them with it but............

[007_JamesBond]

it breaks and you have no way out so then you must eat your way out, you start to knaw on the muffin man, he starts running around as he tries to escape from you as you eat him you notice that........

[Uchiha Sasuke]

........there is mold growning on him in the shape of coconuts.You look in disgust at the muffin man.Then mr. clean comes dancing around like an idiot cleaning all of the mess.He looks at you and prances his way over to you like a fairy and...........

[Macceh^]

..its mr hanky that peice of crap form south park you smile and say......

[007_JamesBond]

burn in hell b*tch, as you lift up your foot and crush him, now you make it out side and decide to get something to eat, you get to Wendys and Dave Thomas is back fro mthe dead and wants you to....