Laughing Thread

kamari-ice · Aug 4th, 2002, 02:50 PM

Hey school is coming up, I wish it wasn't. But since summer is almost over, for some of us, lets make these last days something to remember for the whole year. Post something funny, that you heard or ya made up. Even though you think its stupid, its probably funny to us.

Here is mine.

Why did Fortune cross the road.
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To get to Harry and marry him.

Lamo huh?
Made me laugh.

Pu the Owl · Aug 4th, 2002, 03:02 PM

I think the little story you posted was kinda tragic, at least for Harry

It seems you're easily amused kamari

Oh well, I guess it's a quality sometimes...

Sleazy P Martini · Aug 4th, 2002, 03:09 PM

https://www.fazed.net/humor/images/rabbits.jpg

Uchiha Sasuke · Aug 4th, 2002, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sleazy P Martini
https://www.fazed.net/humor/images/rabbits.jpg

Sleazy...............WTF............... lmao.

AudioBoxer · Aug 4th, 2002, 04:08 PM

ok here is a joke its not that bad but laugh cus I made it up

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer.

Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and paper items.

"Well, what do you think" his wife asked smiling.

"Next time," he replied. "I'm writing to General Motors!"

AudioBoxer · Aug 4th, 2002, 04:13 PM

https://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0842.jpg another made up joke

"The Top 15 Events in the Taliban Olympics"

15. The Long-Distance Bite-Off-More-Than-You-Can-Chew

14. The Four-Man Bomb Sled

13. Synchronized Surrendering

12. Jalalabadminton

11. Women's 4x200 Avoid-Drowning-in-the-Burqa Relay

10. Decapitathlon

9. Women's Downhill-From-Here Flogging

8. Sprint into the Dark Ages

7. Buddha Statue Marksmanship

6. Women's Don't-Show-Your-Figure Skating

5. Tora Bora Cave Whack-a-Mole

4. Regardless of the event, the Russian judge will still cheat

3. Mixed Pairs Minefield Dancing (Men only)

2. Goat Vaulting

1. The 600-Yard Bowel-Evacuating Daisy-Cutter Dash

another one

"O'Flynn's Liquor Shop"

Sister Mary Margaret enters O'Flynn's liquor shop. "I'd like to buy a bottle of Irish whiskey", she tells O'Flynn.

The owner of the store shakes his head and frowns. "A bottle of Irish whiskey? And you being a nun too."

"Oh no, no," Sister Mary Margaret exclaims. "It's for Father Reilly. His constipation, you know."

O'Flynn smiles, nods, and puts a bottle into a bag. Sister Mary Margaret pays, takes the bag and goes on her way.

Later that day, O'Flynn closes shop for the day. On his way home he passes an alley. There in the alley is Sister Mary Margaret. She's rip roaring drunk, the empty bottle at her side.

"Sister!" O'Flynn scolds. "And you said it was for Father Reilly's constipation."

"It is," answers Sister Mary Margaret. "When he sees me, he's gonna shit!"

AudioBoxer · Aug 4th, 2002, 04:17 PM

https://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0839.jpg https://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0742.jpg

jjmoohead · Aug 4th, 2002, 04:39 PM

greatest joke ever...

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall!

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.DAM!

merylsilverburg · Aug 5th, 2002, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sleazy P Martini
https://www.fazed.net/humor/images/rabbits.jpg

Oh man....this has gotta be the funniest image I've seen in a long time.

I laughed for 5 minutes with this pic. Thanks for posting it Sleazy, I needed a good laugh.

MakgSnake · Aug 5th, 2002, 12:53 PM

What Does That Image Mean????

Ice Cold · Aug 5th, 2002, 01:20 PM

https://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/.../animal016.jpg

LOL

Ice Cold · Aug 5th, 2002, 01:24 PM

https://www.supermanhomepage.com/imag...t_superman.gif

kamari-ice · Aug 5th, 2002, 03:03 PM

Those are funny, need to find a funny pic.

Hadoken · Aug 5th, 2002, 05:06 PM

How many kittens have you killed??
https://wsbf.net/cowgod/crap/boards/n...llskittens.jpg

Hadoken · Aug 5th, 2002, 05:13 PM

this is probably what your all thinking now
https://thelittlebaby.dhs.org/kenny/sweet/whut.jpg

Rei · Aug 5th, 2002, 08:20 PM

You guys posted some really scary pics! EEK!

Please, save the kitten!

Sleazy P Martini · Aug 5th, 2002, 08:22 PM

https://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/.../animal013.jpg

https://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/.../animal019.jpg

https://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/.../animal036.jpg

Rei · Aug 5th, 2002, 08:25 PM

OMG!!!!! *dies laughing* Those last pics are amazing! Kittens are getting their revenge!

Ice Cold · Aug 5th, 2002, 10:02 PM

THey better get there revenge before God kills them all. LOL j/k

RobHardo · Aug 5th, 2002, 10:16 PM

https://www.funpic.hu/ot2/ot4696.jpg

Aug 4th, 2002, 02:50 PM	#1
kamari-ice Member Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 769	Laughing Thread Hey school is coming up, I wish it wasn't. But since summer is almost over, for some of us, lets make these last days something to remember for the whole year. Post something funny, that you heard or ya made up. Even though you think its stupid, its probably funny to us. Here is mine. Why did Fortune cross the road. * * * * To get to Harry and marry him. Lamo huh? Made me laugh.

Aug 4th, 2002, 03:09 PM	#3
Sleazy P Martini Senior Member Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Great White North Posts: 1,582	https://www.fazed.net/humor/images/rabbits.jpg __________________

Aug 4th, 2002, 04:39 PM	#8
jjmoohead MAGIC MONKEY Joined: Jul 2002 Location: Brandon, Manitoba, Canada Age: 45 Posts: 1,114	greatest joke ever... What did the fish say when he ran into the wall! . . . . . . . . . . . .DAM! __________________ The Magic Is Coming!

Aug 5th, 2002, 12:53 PM	#10
MakgSnake Senior Member Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Mississuaga, Canada. Posts: 3,554	I Dont Know What Does That Image Mean???? __________________

Aug 5th, 2002, 01:20 PM	#11
Ice Cold The Tag Collector Joined: May 2002 Location: You'll Never Know Age: 40 Posts: 244	https://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/.../animal016.jpg LOL __________________ Semper Fi!

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Aug 4th, 2002, 03:02 PM	#2
Pu the Owl Useless Oracle™ Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Everywhere Posts: 5,136	I think the little story you posted was kinda tragic, at least for Harry It seems you're easily amused kamari Oh well, I guess it's a quality sometimes...

Aug 4th, 2002, 04:08 PM	#5
AudioBoxer Banned Member Joined: Jul 2002 Location: Some white padded room? Posts: 899	ok here is a joke its not that bad but laugh cus I made it up After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and paper items. "Well, what do you think" his wife asked smiling. "Next time," he replied. "I'm writing to General Motors!"

Aug 4th, 2002, 04:13 PM	#6
AudioBoxer Banned Member Joined: Jul 2002 Location: Some white padded room? Posts: 899	https://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0842.jpg another made up joke "The Top 15 Events in the Taliban Olympics" 15. The Long-Distance Bite-Off-More-Than-You-Can-Chew 14. The Four-Man Bomb Sled 13. Synchronized Surrendering 12. Jalalabadminton 11. Women's 4x200 Avoid-Drowning-in-the-Burqa Relay 10. Decapitathlon 9. Women's Downhill-From-Here Flogging 8. Sprint into the Dark Ages 7. Buddha Statue Marksmanship 6. Women's Don't-Show-Your-Figure Skating 5. Tora Bora Cave Whack-a-Mole 4. Regardless of the event, the Russian judge will still cheat 3. Mixed Pairs Minefield Dancing (Men only) 2. Goat Vaulting 1. The 600-Yard Bowel-Evacuating Daisy-Cutter Dash another one "O'Flynn's Liquor Shop" Sister Mary Margaret enters O'Flynn's liquor shop. "I'd like to buy a bottle of Irish whiskey", she tells O'Flynn. The owner of the store shakes his head and frowns. "A bottle of Irish whiskey? And you being a nun too." "Oh no, no," Sister Mary Margaret exclaims. "It's for Father Reilly. His constipation, you know." O'Flynn smiles, nods, and puts a bottle into a bag. Sister Mary Margaret pays, takes the bag and goes on her way. Later that day, O'Flynn closes shop for the day. On his way home he passes an alley. There in the alley is Sister Mary Margaret. She's rip roaring drunk, the empty bottle at her side. "Sister!" O'Flynn scolds. "And you said it was for Father Reilly's constipation." "It is," answers Sister Mary Margaret. "When he sees me, he's gonna shit!"

Aug 4th, 2002, 04:17 PM	#7
AudioBoxer Banned Member Joined: Jul 2002 Location: Some white padded room? Posts: 899	https://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0839.jpg https://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0742.jpg

Aug 5th, 2002, 01:24 PM	#12
Ice Cold The Tag Collector Joined: May 2002 Location: You'll Never Know Age: 40 Posts: 244	Here's another https://www.supermanhomepage.com/imag...t_superman.gif __________________ Semper Fi!

Aug 5th, 2002, 03:03 PM	#13
kamari-ice Member Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 769	Those are funny, need to find a funny pic.

Aug 5th, 2002, 05:06 PM	#14
Hadoken Senior Member Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Around Posts: 799	How many kittens have you killed?? https://wsbf.net/cowgod/crap/boards/n...llskittens.jpg

Aug 5th, 2002, 05:13 PM	#15
Hadoken Senior Member Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Around Posts: 799	this is probably what your all thinking now https://thelittlebaby.dhs.org/kenny/sweet/whut.jpg

Aug 5th, 2002, 08:20 PM	#16
Rei EVA 00 Pilot Joined: Jan 2002 Location: NERV Age: 43 Posts: 2,239	You guys posted some really scary pics! EEK! Please, save the kitten!

Aug 5th, 2002, 08:22 PM	#17
Sleazy P Martini Senior Member Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Great White North Posts: 1,582	https://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/.../animal013.jpg https://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/.../animal019.jpg https://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/.../animal036.jpg __________________

Aug 5th, 2002, 08:25 PM	#18
Rei EVA 00 Pilot Joined: Jan 2002 Location: NERV Age: 43 Posts: 2,239	OMG!!!!! dies laughing Those last pics are amazing! Kittens are getting their revenge!

Aug 5th, 2002, 10:02 PM	#19
Ice Cold The Tag Collector Joined: May 2002 Location: You'll Never Know Age: 40 Posts: 244	THey better get there revenge before God kills them all. LOL j/k __________________ Semper Fi!

Aug 5th, 2002, 10:16 PM	#20
RobHardo Senior Member Joined: Jun 2002 Location: Nirvana Age: 38 Posts: 1,010	https://www.funpic.hu/ot2/ot4696.jpg __________________ [S O L I D:] [S N A K E] IT'S MYSPACE!

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