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[BlackThornn]

Questions that women ask that there is no real right answer to, no matter what you say.

"Why do you love me?"

Argh.. I hate this. Love in a largely inexplicable bond between two people, if you can name all of the reasons off the top of your head then it is not real love, just a crush or convenience. (Thankfully my current girl gets this, when she asks me I just tell her to put on some coffee while I write a book of a list of reasons)

"..Does this make me look fat?"

>_< Answer 'No.' and you're told that you don't care.. Answer 'Yes.' and you'll have a red handprint on your cheek for three days.

"What do you think of my mother?"

Nuff said.

"How many women have you been with before me..?"

Again, nuff said.



Add s'more, guys.

[Pu the Owl]

Well, persons ask silly question because humans are silly

Anyway, guys are silly as well....and they make stupid questions as well

[BlackThornn]

Didn't say stupid questions in regards to these. I said they were questions that there is no right answer a guy can give (at least readily, off the top of his head). And I know "guys ask stupid questions too" hon. We know we're a bunch of goofy bastids.

This is not about men versus women, or equal rights, or motherhood, this is an all-in-good-fun criticism of those questions most of us guys dread hearing.

[trunks69420]

"If you could change one thing in our relationship, what would it be?"
That question is death! If you answer w/ a response you are dead, and if you dont, she thinks somethings wrong and yells anyways!

[BlackThornn]

'Ats why I said for people to add more. It's something that can be discussed with a good laugh. ^_-

And trunks.. Good one!

[trunks69420]

Are my boobs big enough?
Always answer "yes, I like them just the way they are..." or pain and lack of nookie will follow.