»

[happy_doughnut]

Ahh. It's really very hot. Combine heat with nothing to do, and you get strange threads like these. :o

How to shower like a Woman

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband
along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note
to do more sit-ups.

4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage Shampoo with 43 added
vitamins and minerals.

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

7. Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint Conditioner enhanced
with natural Avocado Oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

8. Wash your face with Crushed Apricot Facial Scrub for 10 minutes
until red.

9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body
wash.

10. Complain because your husband has been eating your Ginger Nut
and Jaffa Cake body wash.

11. Rinse conditioner off hair.

12. Shave armpits and legs.

13. Turn off shower.

14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with
Tilex.

15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

16. Check entire body for zits, tweeze unwanted hairs.

17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

18. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


How to shower like a Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
Mr. W at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of
Mr. W and scratch your behind.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Wash your face.

6. Wash your armpits.

7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.

8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
sound in the shower.

9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the
soap.

11. Shampoo your hair.

12. Taste your wife's Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.

13. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

14. Pee.

15. Rinse off and get out of shower.

16. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because
curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

17. Admire wiener size in mirror again.

18. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

19. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass
wife, pull off towel, shake Mr. W at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound
again.

20. Throw wet towel on bed.

... Yep. :o

Omg. I'm bored. :x

[Vicious_2003]

LOL...that was pretty funny IMO

[007_JamesBond]

sounds about right

[IcyMourdor]

Yep, that about explains it, for both sides.

[merylsilverburg]

God, who has time for all that pampering (the women's list didn't surprise me and it's stupid) and silliness (the guy's list didn't surprise me either and it's equally stupid). If we all had time to do all that then we'd have time for anything.

[Infernal Mass]

c'mon meryl, everyone has time for the shampoo mohawk.

https://www.rogotworld.com/forums/htm...cons/hyper.gif

[Vic Viper]

LMAO !!!

[Meiko]

So much truth in these lines

[merylsilverburg]

Originally Posted by Infernal Mass

c'mon meryl, everyone has time for the shampoo mohawk.

https://www.rogotworld.com/forums/htm...cons/hyper.gif

Everyone but me I suppose. I feel left out. *sigh*

[Redpyramidhead]

I didn't even know what a loofah was until like a month or two ago.
You mean to say they have different kinds???

_RED_ stuff

[Sodge]

If I was married I'd shower with my wife.

[kupoartist]

Hehe... gotta love exaggerated Gender Stereotype based jokes The sad thing is, I'd expect people I actually know to act just like them Not me though, but then we don't have a shower in our house ^^

[trunks69420]

Shower??? whats that?

[fantasytiger]

^ ok thats disturbing

and yeah if i had a hot husband i would probably shower with him and the sadest thing is i probably do everything on that list i take like 2 hour baths then again i find inner peace sitting in a tub of hot water so thats probably why it takes 2 hours three if i am having a real bad day

[Cannibal Clown]

Well, it's been a while since i got a bit of myself in any of the posts around here, but this one definatly cought my eye. Even though i'm in a library, i'm still embarrassed about laughing out loud while reading it, mostly because of the fact that for the most part it seems pretty correct. The male half anyways. But i can't deny that nearly every time i hear a girl talk about what they're agenda during their shower time slot was, it fits in with the above scenerio pretty damn well. But who can complain. I wish everyone i knew spent that much time on themselves while in the shower, then perhaps it wouldn't always smell so damn grose whenever i walk into a public elevator or a crowded hallway. *BARF* But i'd like to say that i keep my body clean, and try my best when in my shower, because at least i know, if i have nothing else, i at least have a clean ass.

[tempted]

Originally Posted by Cannibal Clown

..... But i'd like to say that i keep my body clean, and try my best when in my shower, because at least i know, if i have nothing else, i at least have a clean ass.

Well it's good to know that at least you're keeping yourself clean...lol