Omg!!!!!!!

tempted · May 18th, 2004, 01:35 PM

I just saw this in another forum i'm registered in and i couldn't stop laughing for quite awhile...

Quote:

Ananova:

Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

Can this really happen nowdays, i mean please..everyone should know how to make babies

...
I mean why did they got married??What happened in the wedding night did they just stood there watching cartoons??

I can even picture the doctor making drawings trying to explain how it's done..LOL..

..

Uchiha Sasuke · May 18th, 2004, 02:14 PM

Oh my WOW! I seriously don't know how that is possible. I don't know how you can possibly go through life without finding that shit out.

Piggle_humsy · May 18th, 2004, 04:07 PM

That's a shocker!

Everyone knows that you buy a babie seed then the mummy takes it with water and 9 months later you have a baby! DUH!

Piggle

x x x x

Sodge · May 18th, 2004, 05:02 PM

Are you insane? It is obviously the Stark who does the baby-makin' (or would it be deliverin'?)! And I also find this extremely funny, but also not plausable - unless they were completely isolated from the world. Heh.

neomarik · May 18th, 2004, 08:52 PM

thats quite funny, maybe they should just ask a couple a third graders, im sure they know

IcyMourdor · May 20th, 2004, 04:37 PM

I really am quite surprised. They really had no urges to have sex with each other? They must be very close and know everything about each other since they must just sit there and talk a lot.

Here in America, you won't find many under the age of 21 who don't know how babies are conceived. In fact, you won't find many people under the age of 21 who hasn't had sexual intercourse here.

At least those two are in counseling now. Actually, I take that back. Do we really want two people like them breeding?

Redpyramidhead · May 21st, 2004, 01:30 AM

Actually, it sounds impossible that during that entire time they were never sexually attracted to eachother. They must have done quite a bit other than actual intercourse, right?? I simply can't believe they could be in eachother's close company and not feel some sort of attraction that would have sooner or later driven them to figure out some form of "love making" equivalent for themselves. Now to think, their newfound excitement and joy in eachother to join the rest of it. I'm not kidding here. I do think its a nice thing. Sad they didn't know before, but now they should be all set!

On the other hand, I think most people brought up this isolated develop seriously social problems involving innapropriate forms of acting out sexually. Anybody ever here of Ed Gein? Oh, I dont know only Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, and Texas Chainsaw were loosely based on him!

But, I digress. Cheers to the happy (very happy

) couple! I'm a send them a copy of the kama sutra and they should be all set. That should keep them busy

_RED_ stuff

Sodge · May 21st, 2004, 03:03 PM

Yeah. Ed was quite the character, wasn't he? With his skinning and saving ovaries and what not. Silly Ed!

Vicious_2003 · May 21st, 2004, 05:35 PM

What is this SEX you speak of ?

Nelo Angelo · May 21st, 2004, 06:03 PM

Wow.

They win in life. Seriously.

Chara · May 22nd, 2004, 09:39 AM

Yea, I read it before.

Honestly I dont see how it would be possible for them not to know what sex is. First of all, there is just the natural human urges, and then I know the lady had to wonder why she bled down there once a month, and the dude, why his "apparatus" got hard at random times when he was in his early teen years.

It really makes no sense.

DSgamer · May 25th, 2004, 07:07 PM

haahh that is funnay ^_^

trunks69420 · May 27th, 2004, 04:47 PM

I like sex.... i will do his wife if he wants me to

May 18th, 2004, 02:14 PM	#2
Uchiha Sasuke Cursed Joined: Jan 2002 Location: AWOL! Age: 42 Posts: 3,841	Oh my WOW! I seriously don't know how that is possible. I don't know how you can possibly go through life without finding that shit out. __________________ *~I've Lost Myself, Life no longer matters~* *~The Official Ps2Fantasy Ninja~* *~A Life Without Love, Is No Life At All~* Social Networks

May 18th, 2004, 04:07 PM	#3
Piggle_humsy The One & Only Joined: Dec 2002 Location: Being Reborn Age: 43 Posts: 2,132	That's a shocker! Everyone knows that you buy a babie seed then the mummy takes it with water and 9 months later you have a baby! DUH! Piggle x x x x __________________

May 18th, 2004, 08:52 PM	#5
neomarik Dark Angel Knight Joined: Sep 2003 Location: I'd tell you but I'd have to kill you. Age: 41 Posts: 578	thats quite funny, maybe they should just ask a couple a third graders, im sure they know __________________ *The time for redemption will come, and all shall be condemed forever into darkness.*

May 20th, 2004, 04:37 PM	#6
IcyMourdor Cream Puff Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Stevens Point, Wisconsin Age: 40 Posts: 2,713	I really am quite surprised. They really had no urges to have sex with each other? They must be very close and know everything about each other since they must just sit there and talk a lot. Here in America, you won't find many under the age of 21 who don't know how babies are conceived. In fact, you won't find many people under the age of 21 who hasn't had sexual intercourse here. At least those two are in counseling now. Actually, I take that back. Do we really want two people like them breeding? __________________ You will walk in fire, earth, water, and air, through temptation, and at last into despair and desolation.

May 21st, 2004, 01:30 AM	#7
Redpyramidhead pazparacolombia Joined: Sep 2002 Location: Restless dreams... Age: 45 Posts: 2,002	Actually, it sounds impossible that during that entire time they were never sexually attracted to eachother. They must have done quite a bit other than actual intercourse, right?? I simply can't believe they could be in eachother's close company and not feel some sort of attraction that would have sooner or later driven them to figure out some form of "love making" equivalent for themselves. Now to think, their newfound excitement and joy in eachother to join the rest of it. I'm not kidding here. I do think its a nice thing. Sad they didn't know before, but now they should be all set! On the other hand, I think most people brought up this isolated develop seriously social problems involving innapropriate forms of acting out sexually. Anybody ever here of Ed Gein? Oh, I dont know only Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, and Texas Chainsaw were loosely based on him! But, I digress. Cheers to the happy (very happy ) couple! I'm a send them a copy of the kama sutra and they should be all set. That should keep them busy _RED_ stuff __________________ "..loathsome laughing, mixed with such a cry as no man has heard save for in the phlegathon of unrelatable nightmares; a cry wherein reverberated the horror and anguish of a haunted lifetime packed into one atrocious moment..."

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May 18th, 2004, 05:02 PM	#4
Sodge Killing In The Name Joined: Mar 2004 Location: Halifax, NS Age: 37 Posts: 150	Are you insane? It is obviously the Stark who does the baby-makin' (or would it be deliverin'?)! And I also find this extremely funny, but also not plausable - unless they were completely isolated from the world. Heh.

May 21st, 2004, 03:03 PM	#8
Sodge Killing In The Name Joined: Mar 2004 Location: Halifax, NS Age: 37 Posts: 150	Yeah. Ed was quite the character, wasn't he? With his skinning and saving ovaries and what not. Silly Ed!

May 21st, 2004, 05:35 PM	#9
Vicious_2003 Stationary Wonderer Joined: Apr 2002 Location: In front of my computer Age: 42 Posts: 1,140	What is this SEX you speak of ? __________________ The kinder, gentler, Vicious Beretta55- "fo sheezy heezy neezy weezy flipity floppity floop" Lost Myth- "I already know you are something special and I think the Pistons did too, because then why would they have won the trophy on your birthday dude? Anonymous- "Whos more to blame, me for being quote un quote gullible ?, or him for lying !?"

May 21st, 2004, 06:03 PM	#10
Nelo Angelo Victory is Mine! Joined: Dec 2002 Location: :O Age: 38 Posts: 530	Wow. They win in life. Seriously.

May 22nd, 2004, 09:39 AM	#11
Chara Over the edge Joined: Dec 2002 Location: An endless void. Age: 39 Posts: 722	Yea, I read it before. Honestly I dont see how it would be possible for them not to know what sex is. First of all, there is just the natural human urges, and then I know the lady had to wonder why she bled down there once a month, and the dude, why his "apparatus" got hard at random times when he was in his early teen years. It really makes no sense. __________________

May 25th, 2004, 07:07 PM	#12
DSgamer here and there Joined: Dec 2002 Location: ps2f, where else? Age: 37 Posts: 1,347	haahh that is funnay ^_^ __________________

May 27th, 2004, 04:47 PM	#13
trunks69420 Now Im Nothing Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Rochester, NY Age: 42 Posts: 2,415	I like sex.... i will do his wife if he wants me to __________________ "It wont give up it wants me dead... Goddamn this voice inside my head" five vicodin chased with a shot of clarity...


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