Surrealist compliments

Pu the Owl · Jul 8th, 2003, 01:51 PM

Well, another thread reminded me of this silly page which randomly generates compliments in Surrealist style. If you'd like to know how Salvador Dali would probably compliment you, give it a try!

That's wat I've been told:

You have no socially redeeming value.

Is that a compliment?

Beretta55 · Jul 8th, 2003, 01:56 PM

You are more beautiful than a bouquet of fossils

i feel so loved!

Chara · Jul 8th, 2003, 01:59 PM

Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

Its good for something...

Azuma_Ninja · Jul 8th, 2003, 02:19 PM

Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.

i'm speechless

Pu the Owl · Jul 8th, 2003, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Azuma_Ninja

Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.

i'm speechless

Wow... that's more than a compliment... I'm not sure if you must feel offended or happy though...

I can't stop being envious reading this! It is so much better than mine!

blindman · Jul 8th, 2003, 03:37 PM

Kanseller din ekstreme hundekjeks innen det virtuelle livmorsfälget eksellerer.

Well, thats special

dan da man · Jul 8th, 2003, 04:37 PM

The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism.

I feel like a woman.

Nelo Angelo · Jul 8th, 2003, 06:29 PM

"May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen. "

Yay?

Reid · Jul 8th, 2003, 08:17 PM

Your soul contains all that is found in insects, pigs and vermin.

AND black stuff!

Geez, I think I'm complimented but Dali himself would've remembered the black stuff!

Gadzoox · Jul 8th, 2003, 08:24 PM

'Where it not for the dizzy whiptail ambivalence of your crumbling fleece, I could never contemplate the ways of so many merchant bankers in heat. '

I think he liiiikes me.

Ahahha, Dan, you actually made me LOL! That ruled.

Berserker · Jul 9th, 2003, 01:12 AM

You are a banana moon subverting the sun

Nothing can bring me down today after this.....

merylsilverburg · Jul 9th, 2003, 02:27 AM

"Flies dance operas to your wisdom."

Hm...I don't know if I should feel offended or not...

DragonSphere · Jul 9th, 2003, 03:06 AM

Quote:

You foment graciously, as ever any dying monster did rot.

(I think...)

kupoartist · Jul 10th, 2003, 02:53 PM

"Your sunburnt skin is as beautiful as gangrenous flesh peeled from an amputated limb." ... well, thats sure made me feel great about myself

Sleazy P Martini · Jul 10th, 2003, 03:05 PM

Though I may never see you again, I wish you the warmest clam chowder, the finest of embalmings, and the best in stainless steel cadaver pans that money can buy.

ssjtrunks13 · Jul 10th, 2003, 07:22 PM

Your great Cerebral Hemetoma leaves me to congratulate you on your ablility to calculate the Lesbian worth of a Macaroon.

I think that was it(I closed the window cause I thought I copied it but didn't) Anyway, it's close enough and you should get the idea.

Redpyramidhead · Jul 12th, 2003, 02:48 AM

Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty deritus that is you.

That was creepy

I didn't know something so random I've never seen before in my life could know me so well!

_RED_ stuff

TtTackler · Jul 12th, 2003, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Your nose hairs scare me.

Hey, I don't have nose hairs! -covers nose and backs away-

Jul 8th, 2003, 01:51 PM	#1
Pu the Owl Useless Oracle™ Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Everywhere Posts: 5,136	Surrealist compliments Well, another thread reminded me of this silly page which randomly generates compliments in Surrealist style. If you'd like to know how Salvador Dali would probably compliment you, give it a try! That's wat I've been told: You have no socially redeeming value. Is that a compliment?

Jul 8th, 2003, 01:56 PM	#2
Beretta55 Reached for the sky Joined: May 2002 Location: The road less traveled Age: 36 Posts: 2,465	You are more beautiful than a bouquet of fossils i feel so loved! __________________

Jul 8th, 2003, 01:59 PM	#3
Chara Over the edge Joined: Dec 2002 Location: An endless void. Age: 39 Posts: 722	Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun! Its good for something... __________________

Jul 8th, 2003, 02:19 PM	#4
Azuma_Ninja Techno Artist Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Global Age: 42 Posts: 732	Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand. i'm speechless __________________

Jul 8th, 2003, 04:37 PM	#7
dan da man Talk to the hand Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 3,520	The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism. I feel like a woman. __________________ Gaming Is For Life, Not Just For Christmas!

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Jul 8th, 2003, 03:37 PM	#6
blindman Sketch Penguin Joined: May 2003 Location: Canada Age: 37 Posts: 583	Kanseller din ekstreme hundekjeks innen det virtuelle livmorsfälget eksellerer. Well, thats special

Jul 8th, 2003, 06:29 PM	#8
Nelo Angelo Victory is Mine! Joined: Dec 2002 Location: :O Age: 38 Posts: 530	"May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen. " Yay?

Jul 8th, 2003, 08:17 PM	#9
Reid .red house. Joined: Jan 2002 Location: canada Age: 40 Posts: 797	Your soul contains all that is found in insects, pigs and vermin. AND black stuff! Geez, I think I'm complimented but Dali himself would've remembered the black stuff!

Jul 8th, 2003, 08:24 PM	#10
Gadzoox goon squad Joined: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Age: 41 Posts: 1,673	'Where it not for the dizzy whiptail ambivalence of your crumbling fleece, I could never contemplate the ways of so many merchant bankers in heat. ' I think he liiiikes me. Ahahha, Dan, you actually made me LOL! That ruled.

Jul 9th, 2003, 01:12 AM	#11
Berserker misfit Joined: Jan 2003 Location: graveyard...diggin' up her bones Age: 45 Posts: 2,574	You are a banana moon subverting the sun Nothing can bring me down today after this..... __________________ I'd rather be forgotten....than remembered for giving in.... Vincere Aut Mori

Jul 9th, 2003, 02:27 AM	#12
merylsilverburg Enemy or Ally? Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 4,023	"Flies dance operas to your wisdom." Hm...I don't know if I should feel offended or not... __________________ "You're a louse Roger Smith" ~ R. Dorothy Wayneright "Have a little priest" ~ Mrs. Lovett "Grim Reaper, you could not get the women? What was the problem? Didn't you reap them with your grim reaping equipment?" "I tried that but the women, they all know hopscotch" ~ Eddie Izzard You Can Help

Jul 10th, 2003, 02:53 PM	#14
kupoartist .illustrated.thingy. Joined: Mar 2002 Location: pixel-land Age: 39 Posts: 2,576	"Your sunburnt skin is as beautiful as gangrenous flesh peeled from an amputated limb." ... well, thats sure made me feel great about myself __________________ ~ the kupoartistry network ~ puppeteer ~ forever loyal ~ illustrated girl ~ arbitrary imposition ~ moonlight butterfly ~ うらぎりもの ~

Jul 10th, 2003, 03:05 PM	#15
Sleazy P Martini Senior Member Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Great White North Posts: 1,582	*Though I may never see you again, I wish you the warmest clam chowder, the finest of embalmings, and the best in stainless steel cadaver pans that money can buy.* __________________

Jul 10th, 2003, 07:22 PM	#16
ssjtrunks13 Results May Vary Joined: Sep 2002 Age: 40 Posts: 2,712	Your great Cerebral Hemetoma leaves me to congratulate you on your ablility to calculate the Lesbian worth of a Macaroon. I think that was it(I closed the window cause I thought I copied it but didn't) Anyway, it's close enough and you should get the idea.

Jul 12th, 2003, 02:48 AM	#17
Redpyramidhead pazparacolombia Joined: Sep 2002 Location: Restless dreams... Age: 45 Posts: 2,002	Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty deritus that is you. That was creepy I didn't know something so random I've never seen before in my life could know me so well! _RED_ stuff __________________ "..loathsome laughing, mixed with such a cry as no man has heard save for in the phlegathon of unrelatable nightmares; a cry wherein reverberated the horror and anguish of a haunted lifetime packed into one atrocious moment..."


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