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dan da man · Jul 17th, 2003, 06:05 PM

Havent made this onr up, but im in a funny mood tonight....

A newly wed Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: Y'know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful system at de fire station.

Bell 1 rings - we put on we jackets.

Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.

Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.

When I says Bell two', you jump on de bed.

When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night."

The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped naked.

'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.

'Bell Tree', and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".

"What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?"

She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire."

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Why did the irishman wear 2 condoms while having sex?

To be sure to be sure

Jul 17th, 2003, 06:05 PM	#13
dan da man Talk to the hand Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 3,520	Havent made this onr up, but im in a funny mood tonight.... A newly wed Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: Y'know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on we jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says Bell two', you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night." The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped naked. 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 'Bell Tree', and they started to make love. After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four". "What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?" She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire." ------------- Why did the irishman wear 2 condoms while having sex? To be sure to be sure __________________ Gaming Is For Life, Not Just For Christmas!

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