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Old Jul 17th, 2003, 11:31 AM   #3
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A man with stomach pains goes to the hospital. The doctor tells him it's constipation and that he'll need to use suppositories. The man is instructed to drop his pants and bend over over, whereupon the doc shoves the tablet up his behind. "You'll have to do the same thing every six hours for a week," says the doctor. Later that evening, the man is having difficulty inserting another suppository and decides to ask his wife for help. He tells her what to do, then drops his pants and bends over. She proceeds to put one hand on his shoulder and with the other shoves the suppository home. "Damn !" screams the man. "What's the matter?" she asks "Did I hurt you?" "No, "he replies, "But I just realized that the doctor had both hands on my shoulders."


Mature sorta Funny pick up line. Probably been heard before

.........Is that a keg in your pants because I wanna tap that ass.

Another Joke

A young guy at a bar notices two girls deep in conversation. He walks over and ask, "You girls want a drink?" "You're are wasting your time,"says one of the ladies. "We're lesbians." "What's a lesbian?" he asks. "We like to eat pussy," she replies. "Hey there!" the guy calls over to the bartender. "Three Drinks over here for us lesbians please."
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