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Old May 23rd, 2002, 11:36 AM   #16
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nothing explicit huh alright then I was told this one yesterday

a man was camping in the forest and got lost, when he was wondering around the forest he happened to find a little house, he went up and knocked on the door, a little chineese man comes to the door, the man asks him if he could have some food and a good place to stay the night, the old man says ok but you cant sleep with my young grand daughter for if you do 3 ancient chineese torutures will be performed to you, ok but as the man enters the house and sees the young girl, he wants her

later that night the young man creeps out of bed and sneeks into the room of the girl, but the man checks the old man is asleep

he does his thing and goes back to bed, when he wakes he notices a 100 lb rock on his chest, he thinks nothing of it but on the rock it says torture 1 rock on chest, he pick it up and proceeds to throw it out the window, he gets about half way there and throws it out, but as he does he notices that there is writting on his hand, it reads torture 2 right nut attached to rock

the man then runs to the window and gets ready to jump out but before he does he sees writting above the window and it reads torture 3 left nut attached to bed post
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