[inamaize]

yo mama jokes re pretty lame, but the 2 decent ones are;

Yo mama is so fat, that when she gets outta bed, she gets out on BOTH sides,

and finally, Yo mama is so fat, that when she walks down the street, people think "damn shes fat".
<last one you hafta hear voice tone and emphasis to be funny. its more of a mockery of all yo mama jokes, hence the reason i made it up<