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jjmoohead · Sep 24th, 2002, 12:35 PM

My best one a long time ago, although dumb was funny at the time. You call someone pretending to have a wierd tonne and ask to speak to Mr. Wall (works really well with chinese english).

They say "you have the wrong number"

you say, "No, Speak to Mr.Wall please"

"You have the wrong number"

No Mr. Wall? Speak to Mrs. Wall then

Listen you have the wrong number,

No Mrs. Wall either? Are there any Wall's there?

NO YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

So there are no Walls there?

NO

THEN WHATS HOLDING UP YOUR ROOF, DUMMIE? (in your normal voice)

Yeah now thats funny. Well when I was 12 that was really funny. Not so much anymore.

Or call someone to see if there fridge is running and they say yes, so you tell them to hang up quickly and go catch it. Or the classics! Gotta love em!

Sep 24th, 2002, 12:35 PM	#8
jjmoohead MAGIC MONKEY Joined: Jul 2002 Location: Brandon, Manitoba, Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,114	My best one a long time ago, although dumb was funny at the time. You call someone pretending to have a wierd tonne and ask to speak to Mr. Wall (works really well with chinese english). They say "you have the wrong number" you say, "No, Speak to Mr.Wall please" "You have the wrong number" No Mr. Wall? Speak to Mrs. Wall then Listen you have the wrong number, No Mrs. Wall either? Are there any Wall's there? NO YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER So there are no Walls there? NO THEN WHATS HOLDING UP YOUR ROOF, DUMMIE? (in your normal voice) Yeah now thats funny. Well when I was 12 that was really funny. Not so much anymore. Or call someone to see if there fridge is running and they say yes, so you tell them to hang up quickly and go catch it. Or the classics! Gotta love em! __________________ The Magic Is Coming!

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