[Redpyramidhead]

Here's some more... with some very UNnecessary commentary from my own personal peanut gallery in my head:


Turn Loose The Markitos.
(that would kinda be like opening pandora's box... watch out!)

Have a Break. Have a Markitos.
(yeah... but where's my break?)

Gonna Be a While? Grab a Markitos.
(just let me know where yall gonna grab ahead of time please!)

That'll be the Markitos.
(sounds like "that'll do, pig" i dont like it)

And All Because The Lady Loves Markitos.
(awwwwww...lol)

A Day Without Markitos is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
(so true)

We'll Leave The Markitos On For You.
(sounds... scandalous... you might want to read my warning label, too)

Feel The Raw Naked Markitos Of The Road.
(what am I doing on the road in such a state? sounds like such an innapropriate place for that type of thing...)

Reach Out and Touch Markitos.
(ok obviously this slogan generator wants me to score)

There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Markitos.
(i can think of plenty of wrong ways to eat a Markitos! )

Red Keeps Going and Going.
(well yes... i suppose it is one of the things I am known for )

The Red is Mightier than the Sword.
(damn straight... any positive innuendo in my favor you might want to add to that... feel free...sounds so freudian)

Red Comes to Those Who Wait.
(i suppose that could go with the one before the last one...)

Get Serious. Get Red.
(i couldnt possibly be more serious than I am right now)

Leaves Your Red Minty not Mediciney.
(ummm... ok)

Just What The Red Ordered.
(i hope so i've been waiting at this table for an hour already!)

Have a Red and Smile.
(umm yeah... feel free to have me... then smile... umm yeah...heh)



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