My pet probably wouldnt even live for a year.
Here is a list of some things I might say after getting a pet.
"Oops, I guess pets need food."
"Gee, guess I didnt see it laying in the driveway."
"Err, It scratched up my furniture, so I made it stand in the corner"
"It keeps looking at me in hatred since i got it neutered."
"It doesnt use dirty magazine`s, but it keeps doin my leg for some reason."
But I guess I could give it a try... Or maybe not. eh, I dont feel like having a pet.
Me am paranoid.