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Old Jul 11th, 2002, 01:42 AM   #20
Friza
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Ok I have a pretty stupid and lame joke here.

A man is walking thru the desert and finds a lamp. He picks it up and decides to rub it. As soon as he does a jenie pops out. The jenie looks at him and saies, "Thanks." Then he starts to walk off. The man catches up to him and saies, "Wait don't I get three wishes?" The jenie looks back at him and saies, "Buddy If I had the power to Grant wishes Do you think I would have been stuck in that d@## bottle?"

Here's anouther lame one.

this young couple gets married and goes to carnival. When they do the young man sees a helicopter and goes over to it. "I want to ride that." He saies. His wife comes over. "But Joseph, IT cost 10 dollars and 10 dollars is 10 dollars." She saies. He nodds his head and goes on. This happens every year for the next 60 years. Again on their 60th anniversy they go to the carvinal and Joseph goes to the helicopter. "I want to ride that. And darling I'm an old man I may never get another chance." He saies. "Yes dear, but it is 10 dollars and 10 dollars is 10 dollars." She saies. The pilot looks at them. "I'll tell you what folks. If you can sit in here and not say a word or make any noise while I fly I'll let you ride for free." He saies. They nod their heads and get in. The pilot takes off and performs some of the most daring and dangerous stunts he can think of . But the elderly couple don't say a word. When he lands he gets out. The old man steps out behind him. "I thought for sure you was going to say something." He said. "Well I almost did when my wife fell out, but 10 dollars is 10 dollars." Joseph said.
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