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Old May 18th, 2002, 07:10 AM   #1
Yuna
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Talking Jokes.

Anyone know any good jokes?
Ah c'mon, they're good for the soul.

A guy walks into a bar and pulls a 12 inch pianist out of his pocket. The little man starts to perform on the piano. The bartender was impressed. “Where did you get this little guy? You can make lots of money with him!”

“A genie,” the man answered. “From a lamp.”

The bartender was skeptical. “And... where is this genie now?”

“You want the lamp?” the man pulled out the lamp and gave it to the bartender.

“Wow, thanks!” The bartender rubbed the lamp and the genie came out.

“I will grant you one wish and one wish only.”

“I want a million bucks!” said the bartender.

“Your wish is my command.”

Suddenly, the entire bar starts to shake. The bartender runs outside and sees a million ducks. He curses and runs back in to the man who gave him the lamp. “What the hell is this?! I asked for a million buck, not a million ducks!!”

The man laughed. “Do you really think I wished for a 12 pianist?”
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