[dan da man]

Joke alert, ive got one.

Dont be offended.


There is a French man, a English man, and a Idian man, And they are all on a plane, and it is going down, because there is to much weight, The French man says "Quick we need to throw some stuff out so the plain to loose wieght.''
So, the French man tosses out some French Fries, and the Idian man and English man, asks "why did you do that?", The french man replies, "Ive got enought of French fries in my own country."
The Indian man, looks around, to throw someing out, so he throws some curry out of the plane, the English man and French man says " why did you do that?" The Indian man replies " Ive got enough curry in my own country" so it is the Enlish man's turn to throw someting out the plane, the englsih man looks around for something to throw out, and he throws the Indian man out o the plane, the French man says " why did you do that?" the English man Replies " Ive got enough of them in my own country."

By surpires a Indian told me that.