[dan da man]

Originally posted by Friza

Little Johny was excited about class. It was friday and the teacher said that if someone could answer the special question at the start of the class she would let them go. She told them that she would give the answer some time durning the week and if they paid attention then they would know it and be able to go. So he waited for her to ask the question. She stood up infront of the class and looked at them. "Ok class her is your special question. How many stars are in the skies?" She said. Timmy stood up and said "Umm A hundred?" "No." She said. Susie stood up and said "A thousand?" "No" the teacher answered. She looked at them and smiled. "Ok lets get to work." She said. Everyone grumbled and guessed that they must have missed the answer. So All next week they paid close attention to what the teacher was saying. And on Friday she stood up in front of them and asked her special question. "Ok class how many drops of water are in the ocean?" she asked. Now Johny knew that he had been put on. She had never once said anything about the ocean. So he waited as the other boys and girls tried to guess. The next week everyone paid real close attention to what the teacher was saying. And when friday came Johny smiled. He waited for the teacher to stand up. When she did he tossed to black rubber balls to the front. The teacher looked back at them seeming to be ticked off. "Ok Who's the comdian with the black balls?" she asked. Johny stood up and smiled confidally. "Chris Rock. and I'll see you next week teach." He said as he walked out the door.

lol I like them kind of jokes, ive got some, but most of them are rude, good jokes to piggles.