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Piggle_humsy · Apr 8th, 2003, 10:27 AM

Little Johnny returns from school and tells his father he got an "F" in Arithmetic today.

"Why?" asks his father.

"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2 x 3?' I said "6".

"But that's right," said his father.

"Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?'

"What's the f*****g difference?" asks his father.

"That's what I said!"
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A bear is busily taking a dump in the woods when he notices a small rabbit watching him. "Hello, Mr. Rabbit!", says the bear. "Tell me, Mr. Rabbit, have you ever had a problem with s*** sticking to your fur?" "Why no", says Mr. Rabbit, "I've never ever had that problem." "Oh, go on", says the bear, "you must have had it at least once?" "No sir", says the rabbit, "never." "Well my goodness", says the bear, "that is good news." Then the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his butt with him.

Piggle

x x x x

Apr 8th, 2003, 10:27 AM	#47
Piggle_humsy The One & Only Joined: Dec 2002 Location: Being Reborn Age: 41 Posts: 2,132	Your gonna get sick of seeing me soon! Little Johnny returns from school and tells his father he got an "F" in Arithmetic today. "Why?" asks his father. "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2 x 3?' I said "6". "But that's right," said his father. "Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?' "What's the f***g difference?" asks his father. "That's what I said!" --------------------------------------- A bear is busily taking a dump in the woods when he notices a small rabbit watching him. "Hello, Mr. Rabbit!", says the bear. "Tell me, Mr. Rabbit, have you ever had a problem with s* sticking to your fur?" "Why no", says Mr. Rabbit, "I've never ever had that problem." "Oh, go on", says the bear, "you must have had it at least once?" "No sir", says the rabbit, "never." "Well my goodness", says the bear, "that is good news." Then the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his butt with him. Piggle x x x x __________________

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