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Friza · Apr 7th, 2003, 05:53 PM

An old woman is fixing a stew. She comes along a certain cabbage and decides not to use it. The cabbage opens and a fairy walks out. The fairy walks over to her and smiles thankfully like. "Thank you for sparing my home. In return for your good deed I wish to grant you three wishes." The fairy told her. The old woman looked at the ceiling for a moment and then looked at the fairy. "I wish to be young again." she said. The fairy granted her wish and the young woman was young and beautiful. she had a perfect body. "I wish to have so much money that I will never have to worry about money again." The Fairy nodds her head and the old woman checks her bank book. She now has over 26 billion dollars in the account. The old woman smiles and realizes she doesn't know what to do for the last wish. SHe looks at the old tom cat she has and smiles again. "I wish for that old tom cat to be a man. A real human man." She said. the fairy nodded and the tom turned into a man. He waited until the fairy was gone and walked up behind the woman. Puting his arms around her he leans over her shoulder and wispers.

"I bet you wish that you didn't get me fixed now don't you."

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Apr 7th, 2003, 05:53 PM	#43
Friza Registered User Joined: May 2002 Location: Within the darkness of men souls. Age: 45 Posts: 37	An old woman is fixing a stew. She comes along a certain cabbage and decides not to use it. The cabbage opens and a fairy walks out. The fairy walks over to her and smiles thankfully like. "Thank you for sparing my home. In return for your good deed I wish to grant you three wishes." The fairy told her. The old woman looked at the ceiling for a moment and then looked at the fairy. "I wish to be young again." she said. The fairy granted her wish and the young woman was young and beautiful. she had a perfect body. "I wish to have so much money that I will never have to worry about money again." The Fairy nodds her head and the old woman checks her bank book. She now has over 26 billion dollars in the account. The old woman smiles and realizes she doesn't know what to do for the last wish. SHe looks at the old tom cat she has and smiles again. "I wish for that old tom cat to be a man. A real human man." She said. the fairy nodded and the tom turned into a man. He waited until the fairy was gone and walked up behind the woman. Puting his arms around her he leans over her shoulder and wispers. "I bet you wish that you didn't get me fixed now don't you."