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Piggle_humsy · Apr 7th, 2003, 03:21 PM

Since the police are conducting a safety program to encourage people to wear their seat belts, they have agreed to award the first person they see wearing a seatbelt $500.

They pull a car off the road and congratulate the driver for wearing his seatbelt. One policeman asks the driver what he would do with the money.

"Well," the man began, "I think I'll go to driving school and get my license."

"Don't listen to him," the woman next to him complained. "He always talks like that when he's drunk."

Then, a man in the back woke up and yawned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

Suddenly, a knock in the back trunk sounded. A Mexican voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"

Piggle

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Apr 7th, 2003, 03:21 PM	#39
Piggle_humsy The One & Only Joined: Dec 2002 Location: Being Reborn Age: 41 Posts: 2,132	New... Since the police are conducting a safety program to encourage people to wear their seat belts, they have agreed to award the first person they see wearing a seatbelt $500. They pull a car off the road and congratulate the driver for wearing his seatbelt. One policeman asks the driver what he would do with the money. "Well," the man began, "I think I'll go to driving school and get my license." "Don't listen to him," the woman next to him complained. "He always talks like that when he's drunk." Then, a man in the back woke up and yawned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." Suddenly, a knock in the back trunk sounded. A Mexican voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?" Piggle x x x x __________________

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