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Friza · Feb 10th, 2003, 11:26 PM

After a long time of being gone I am back. Well here is a joke to celebrate the occasion and to bring back this thread.

A man walks into a bar with an ostrage (sp?). He orders a beer and the ostrage orders the same. He drinks it and then payes for it in exact change. He does this for six months. And every time he paies in exact change. Finally after Six months he walks in and the bar tender looks at him and saies "The usual?" "No, It's happy hour. I want a scotch on the rocks." THe man replied. The ostrage ordered the same thing. Well after he drank his drink he dug in his pocket and pulled out the exact change for his drink. The bar tender looked at him and shook his head. "I have wanted to ask you this. How do you continually pay me in exact change?" The bar tender asked. "Most people ask about the ostrage. But well see I was cleaning out the attack at home. I found an old bottle so I cleaned it up and a jenie popped out. He said that he would grant me two wishes. Well my first wish was that no matter what I went to buy. No matter how big or small it was I would have exact change for it." The man said. "Wow that is brillant. I mean you could buy anything that you want. You will always be rich. Most people would have wished for a million dollars or something like that. So what about the ostrage?" The bar tender asked. "I think that the jenie had a sense of humor. Because my second wish was for a chick with long legs." The man answered.

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Feb 10th, 2003, 11:26 PM	#32
Friza Registered User Joined: May 2002 Location: Within the darkness of men souls. Age: 45 Posts: 37	After a long time of being gone I am back. Well here is a joke to celebrate the occasion and to bring back this thread. A man walks into a bar with an ostrage (sp?). He orders a beer and the ostrage orders the same. He drinks it and then payes for it in exact change. He does this for six months. And every time he paies in exact change. Finally after Six months he walks in and the bar tender looks at him and saies "The usual?" "No, It's happy hour. I want a scotch on the rocks." THe man replied. The ostrage ordered the same thing. Well after he drank his drink he dug in his pocket and pulled out the exact change for his drink. The bar tender looked at him and shook his head. "I have wanted to ask you this. How do you continually pay me in exact change?" The bar tender asked. "Most people ask about the ostrage. But well see I was cleaning out the attack at home. I found an old bottle so I cleaned it up and a jenie popped out. He said that he would grant me two wishes. Well my first wish was that no matter what I went to buy. No matter how big or small it was I would have exact change for it." The man said. "Wow that is brillant. I mean you could buy anything that you want. You will always be rich. Most people would have wished for a million dollars or something like that. So what about the ostrage?" The bar tender asked. "I think that the jenie had a sense of humor. Because my second wish was for a chick with long legs." The man answered.