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Old Oct 30th, 2002, 05:03 PM   #31
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Three men were on a plane:
A priest, a boy scoutmaster, and the Smartest Man in the World.
The plane was going down fast. There were two packs.

The old priest says, "I've lived a good life and served the Lord, you two may use the packs."

The World's Smartest Man replies, "The world needs me, so I'll jump first." He takes the pack on the left and jumps.

The scoutmaster turns to the priest and says, "There was only one parachute, father. The world's smartest man just jumped out using my pack."

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Three kids are talking about what their fathers do for a living.
One kid says "My dad writes beautiful words on a piece of paper and gets $50."

The other kid says "Well, my dad writes lots of long sentences, puts them in a book and gets $100."

The last kid says "Well, my father writes what he calls a 'Sermon' on a piece of paper, and it takes eight people to collect the money."
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