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Old Aug 13th, 2002, 04:53 AM   #24
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This boy and his mother are on a plane. The boy looks at his mother and saies. "Mommy. Big Cats have baby cats. Big Dogs have Baby dogs. Do Big Planes have baby planes?" THe mother looks at him and is a little embarest. "Go ask the sturdist dear." She tells him. So he gets up and walks to the Sturdist and looks at her. "Excuse me. But Big Cats have little cats. Big Dogs have little dogs. Do big Planes have little planes?" He askes her. She looks at him and saies "Did you're mommy tell you to ask me that?" "Yes." The boy replied. "Well see the planes here at U.S. Air don't have babies because we always pull out in time. Now go ask your mommy what that means." SHe tells him.
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