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Jul 11th, 2002, 02:13 AM
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Frozen
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This joke is a courtesy of Friza
These three guys are traveling across country when they come to a farm house. They ask the farmer if they can spend the night and he says that they can stay in the barn, just not to walk out behind it. Well, durning the night the first guy walks out behind the barn to use the rest room and falls down in a huge hole in the ground. He gets up and sees a demon. The demon looks at him and says: "If you can tell me to do some thing that I can't do, I'll let you go." The man saies: "Well get all of the trees in the world in here." The Demon says "alright." He flicks his fingers and puff: all of the trees in the world are in the hole. Well, a little later the second guy goes and looks for the first guy. He walks out behind the barn and falls in the hole. The demon looks at him and says: "If you can tell me to do something that I can't do, I'll let you and your friend go." The man scraches his head and says: "Ok get all of the birds in the world down here." The demon flicks his fingers and puff: all of the birds in the world are in that hole. Well, a lot later the third guy walks out looking for the other two and falls in the same hole. The demon looks at him and says: "If you can tell me one thing that I can't do I'll let you and both of your friends go." The man sits down and raises up on one hip and farts. He looks at the demon and says: "Catch that and paint it green "
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