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Old Mar 2nd, 2002, 08:32 PM   #8
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Here's one.......A guy is walking on a beach and he comes up to this girl with no arms and no legs and she is crying.He goes up to her and ask why are you crying and she response."ive never been kissed before"and then the guy kisses her and she stops crying and he walks off.Then as the guy is walking back he see's the same girl crying and ask why are you still crying and she response i've never been screwed before.And then the guy picks up her body and whips it in the ocean and says now your screwed.
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