Well there was this one time at Band Camp....
No wait.....
Um...
I once had a man eat off me...um i'll stop there...
More child friendly ones... I once rode around a field in a little rubber dingy pulled by a trike. And also raced around a carpark in trolleys, way before jackass did it!
Im sure I have better ones... i'll think about it....
Piggle

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