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That I can think of right now.
GTA: Vice City- Driving in a banshee and evading the cops (camera in distanced chase cam), I took the unique jump coming toward the police station from The Malibu, took the jump aside the buildings, and landed balanced (up against the wall, but still) on the front of the car, a cop that was behind me busted out with the "You nearly killed me!" line just as the car fell back to the ground; just at the end of the line, in fact. "You nearly killed *crunch*"
Age of Mythology- Multiplayer game with a couple of friends. I have a reputation as somewhat of a rusher (if you can consider sending an army that is balanced but relies heavily on early myth units like the minotaur within the first ten minutes of the game). I decided to change my strategy around one game and built up internally for the whole game. Right around the time that everybody was poking fun with "Hey, where's the rush? I time my game by those things.. I'm all off." I broke out with a major attack on everyone's base at once that centered on gold colossi and swarms of fully upgraded infantry. I took out two of the less-talented players with this, and all but leveled the expansion bases of my buddy Tony, the purported most talented of the group. Rolling up on the main base with ten colossi, swarms of infantry and now four heleopoli (siege towers), I finally replied after not having responded until then "The rush is here".
....*hears crickets* ..well I thought it was funny, dammit.
Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast- Again, multiplayer. This one's more cool than funny, but I was scampering through the Nar Shadda Streets map (lots of places to fall to a leaving-a-small-crater type death). Placed 4th (with 13 out of 20 kills) in a deathmatch game with the leader two kills from winning I ran into a huge furball around the central island and decided to jump down and join in. While jumping I force pushed the two lightsaber combatants on the roof of the central island-room off to their doom, broke the glass and dropped down, switching to heavy saber style and dispatching the camper that was inside. Descended the little stairway and exited the room, force pushed another guy off to his death and sliced the twit he was pulverising (who was turned around still) before jumping up again to the roof of the island, force gripping the player who happened to be in the lead and dragging him off the walkway before dropping. Opponents having run dry in the immediate area I jumped back up onto the side stairways again and switched to the flechette weapon, finding two more guys locked in saber fighting and blowing them both away. In the space of not even a minute winning the match.
I was doing that kind of stare at the screen "holy shit" chuckling for about five minutes. Hence the inclusion in the "funny" section.
Think I burned up all the Jedi Mojo I had, though... 'cause I've pretty consistently gotten my head handed to me in further deathmatches I played.
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