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I do tech support for an ISP.....after a while you become numb to the stupidity.
I've heard some good ones like:
"I have microwave 98"
"Internet Exploder won't work"
and so on....
But my all time favorite thing to do is tricking people into unplugging their phones
Me - "Is there a filter on that phone line?"
(L)user - "No"
Me - "Ok then. You wanna unplug that for me?"
(L)user - *click*
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