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Old May 28th, 2003, 04:57 PM   #3
Nelo Angelo
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I can't choose one. So I'm choosing two.

1. Superman 64(Or Norseman 64)

Reasons: Controls, Gameplay, and Graphics.

Controls- I have to press the buttons a few times just to get him to fly or punch. His head was dropped as a baby I suppose.

Gameplay- You have to go though rings and do pointless tasks, as if the controls weren't bad enough.

Graphics- He looks like someone who was cut in pieces, then was glued together while being pissed on. Don't forget the damnable amount of fog in the game as well.

Overall- Titus = The AntiChrist of games. I think I heard horses when I stopped playing as well...

2. Choaniki(The devil)

Reasons: Controls and Gameplay.

Controls-While not as bad as Superman, it's nothing more than a super boring button masher fighter. \n_n/

Gameplay- Ugh. Just plain ugh.
No known words can say anything about this game. I mean what in the HELL is up with this game?

First of all, we have this guy in a tub who can have a orgasm. WHAT THE FUCK?

The pain inflicted in this game is just norseman like...Therefore, I felt the urge to bleach my eyes from this devil of a game.

Overall- Never play this game. Ever. And to quote a friend who played it as well, "Don't download this ROM. Don't import this cart. Don't do anything with this. Let this be your warning. LAST CHANCE MOTHER******S TO RUN!!!"

Couldn't said it better.
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