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In case of fire... scroll down
NOT NOW U THICKO! ONLY IN CASE OF A FIRE!!!
A guy wakes up at 5 am r**** as f*** and asks his wife for a blowjob. She says "Too tired - w*** into a glass and ill drink it later.
The americans have found Saddam Hussein. They sprayed Viagra over the whole of Iraq and waited for the prick to stand up.