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In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
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The actual rule of thumb still exists today? How sad.
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On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
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I'll tell my teachers that next time.
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You will walk in fire, earth, water, and air, through temptation, and at last into despair and desolation.
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