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*continues to drive his car like a maniac with police in pursuit*
*weaving in and out of traffic leaving pile ups in my wake while cops crash into eachother and ditches*
"Woohaaaaaaa!"
* I continue to kick up dirt and sand and gravel with squeals and spinnings of my tires as I fishtail and powerskid around corners followed by driving up on sidewalks to avoid roadblocks sending pedestrians scattering for their lives and then speeding off back onto the highway and into the distance*
"Hey people! I'm living Gone in 60 Seconds!"
_RED_ stuff
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"..loathsome laughing, mixed with such a cry as no man has heard save for in the phlegathon of unrelatable nightmares; a cry wherein reverberated the horror and anguish of a haunted lifetime packed into one atrocious moment..."
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