One day a boy comes home from school and says,
"Dad I need to know the meaning of hypothetically and realistically for school."
So the father replies, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with a man for 1 million dollars."
So the little boy goes and asks and sure enough she says yes.
His dad says ok now go ask your sister if she would sleep with a man for a million dollars.
So he does and sure enough she says yes.
So the father says, "You see son hypothetically we are sitting on 2 million dollars but realistically we are living with a couple of whores."
Piggle
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(p.s I hope the last word isnt too bad for are younger forum members!)