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*Does reverse 180's and other amazing stunt-driving skills in his car to show off*
"Woooo!"
*a police cruiser spots me and gives chase...I peel out and take off*
"Hot pursuit! Yeeeahhaaaa!!!!! I've always wanted to do this! I feel like the Dukes of Hazzard!"
_RED_ stuff
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"..loathsome laughing, mixed with such a cry as no man has heard save for in the phlegathon of unrelatable nightmares; a cry wherein reverberated the horror and anguish of a haunted lifetime packed into one atrocious moment..."
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