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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 12:24 AM   #54
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A brief look at some of the things Kim Jong Il (herafter known in my posts as Lil' Kim) has done in his reign over North Korea..


He cares more for movies than the state. He owns 15,000+ and screens and critiques every movie made within N. Korea. He spens most of his time watching pornography, american westerns, Elizabeth taylor movies and the Friday the 13th series. He has written a book on cinema and opened a film school.

He receives blood transfusions from virgins regularily to slow te aging process.

He spends over 25% of N.Korea's GNP on the military. This is a nation that is literally starving.

He has only allowed North Koreans to mingle with South Koreans TWICE-50 people in 1985 and 100 people in 2000.

He refuses any foreign aid.

He is the single largest consumer of hennesy Cognac in the world.

Like his father, he refuses to end the Korean War, Rather he wishes it to stay in the "ceasefire" mode its been in for near-50 years.

When madeline Allbright was in te country on a rare diplomatic allowance, he tried to seduce her. ..

And if you're still not convinced of his insanity, I leave you with this quote from him...

Quote:
Leonard diCaprio's performance in Titanic was so moving I coul not bear to wath it a second time.
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